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Juancho in Mexican Mythology is the son of The Great Tennis Ball in the Sky... Jorge. Juancho is basically Hercules if he had a chancla trident, a roll of duct tape, and the almighty Sombrero shield.
Juancho summoned his almighty Chancla trident to his right and, and in his left was his almighty Sombrero shield, so harnassing the power of the two Juancho sent the rain of tacos back at the unruly god of Mexican taco trucks... Philip.
by Author of Mexican Mythology February 4, 2020
Felix: I ain’t trynna work for nobody, I just wanna be a Juancho.
Tony: Like your Tío Juancho?
Felix: No dumbass! Like a Head-Honcho Juancho!
Tony: Like your Tío Juancho?
Felix: No dumbass! Like a Head-Honcho Juancho!
by bigdickissick December 1, 2020
this guy is a good guy but is always broke and gotta ask money from people and sometimes from his crush juancho's are direct persons they get straight to the point and they love there family friends and crushes but sometimes they get rejected and juancho is god
by Terr o east March 16, 2023