Juan Carlos

The name only a king could posses. 5'4 Colombian, captivating eyes, compasionate, loving. Might work as a driver for a national company. Usually a great friend. It's nice to be important but more important to be nice. Enjoys running marathon's and outdoor sports. Might support such teams as the Jets, Mets, and Atletico Nacional.

Is that Juan Carlos running the NY Marathon?

by C'est Moi Smr! February 3, 2010

Juan Carlos

Variant of the Hot Carl, except it’s after a fun filled spicy Taco Tuesday! Mmmmmm corn and hot chili’s. It’s a fiesta on your face!

Honey! That toco truck is making its return. Get the wrap out, it’s time for a Juan Carlos.... better double up.

by The carls September 27, 2019

Juan Carlos

Juan Carlos is a mexican thot that is "the drunk teo" at the parties. He is so hoooooottttttt...you don't even know.

Juan Carlos.

by McDoodoooooo October 19, 2019

Juan Carlos

A gay guy who is acts straight and is dumb, non athletic, and has no freinds at all.

Hey why you acting a little gay

Oh I was hanging out with juan Carlos the whole day

by Yolomaster December 30, 2015

Juan Carlos

Short ,sarcastic, and very funny guy. In other words he is the best friend you can ever have.

Me:I think he's sad
Juan Carlos: No S**t Sherlock

by AlexTheRandom September 23, 2017

juan carlos garcia

The most generous, selfless, honest, and kindest man you could ever meet. He cooks. He cleans. He whispers sweet Spanish nothings. He is a keeper.

Lady: I think he is the one.
Friend: Must be Juan Carlos Garcia

by Quick711 December 3, 2016

juan carlos macias

Boss ass bitch with a large penis

Juan Carlos macias is dope.

by Jmacias078 January 22, 2015