The REAL third month of the year. Comes between February and March. February is now only 23 days long, and then there's five days of Jovember. Then March goes on as normal.
Jorvember is a national holiday where the world celebrates the birth, and upbringing of Jordan Pope. Mrs. Pope once threw a giant burrito at her husband, then proceeded to eat it. She now is an amazing English teacher to high school students who sit in thrones made out of text books, and eat chips very loudly.
“Hey, do you want to go to the movies?”
“I can’t, I’m busy celebrating Jorvember”
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!