Jounk 

Another way to say the common word, "junk."

"Dude, that chick Kelly kicked me in the jounk!!!!"

Jounk by musicisthestuff February 17, 2010

jouska

jouska

(n)
a hypothetical conversation that you compulsively play out in your head

origin: unknown

"i often ponder if other people jouska as much as i do"

jouska by aImondmiIk June 21, 2019

Junk Folder 

A woman's vagina. Where men want to put their "junk".

When she told me she was wearing matching bra and panties I knew I was going to be filling her Junk Folder.

Junk Folder by Boozecoma December 16, 2014

The Jonkler 

Arch Enemy of Man

The Jonkler: *jerks man off*
Man: I’m proud of you dick

The Jonkler by Lazy Bro August 15, 2023

Jornky 

Dog cooking an omelette.

That Jornky looking real funky.

Jornky by LogantheChicken August 27, 2021

Junk Dip 

Also known as a JD. When you go to drop a deuce in a toilet with a high water level, and your nut sack takes an unexpected dip in the water. More likely to happen when it's warm outside.

Yo Mike! Did a Junk Dip this morning. Scared the crap out of me.

Junk Dip by Badeederdoo April 3, 2010

Junk on the back porch 

a term used by unhip father-in-law when trying to use the phrase "Junk in the trunk".

That girl looks good in those jeans, she got "junk on the back porch".

Junk on the back porch by Btown Carter October 31, 2018