Mikala: Tyler, what are you?
Tyler: What?
Mikala: Like are you a bear or an otter?
Tyler: I'M A DUDEFUCKING JOTTER!!!!!!!!!!!
dude1: yeah dude, i totes fucked this rly hot jotter last night.
dude2: did the curtains match...?
dude1: obvs. i got red all over his red. jotters are the sexiest.
Advice: Jotters DO have souls! Do not mistake the jotter for a fat ginger, nor joke about their lack of soul or growing up into red bears. They will fuck you up.
Tyler: What?
Mikala: Like are you a bear or an otter?
Tyler: I'M A DUDEFUCKING JOTTER!!!!!!!!!!!
dude1: yeah dude, i totes fucked this rly hot jotter last night.
dude2: did the curtains match...?
dude1: obvs. i got red all over his red. jotters are the sexiest.
Advice: Jotters DO have souls! Do not mistake the jotter for a fat ginger, nor joke about their lack of soul or growing up into red bears. They will fuck you up.
by betch.deck August 21, 2011
by inamish January 31, 2018
As Mr. Glitter approached to sign the nonce jotter I produced the 1973 album 'Touch Me' and asked him to sign that first.
by Jotter Boy February 20, 2009
Scud with the meaning of being person or persons unclothed and jotter being a thin paperback book.
So a thin book with pictures of naked people, chiefly women... Typically available from newsagents top shelves or from behind the counter.
So a thin book with pictures of naked people, chiefly women... Typically available from newsagents top shelves or from behind the counter.
My mum found my stash of scud jotters yesterday, bitch made me return them to the shop...
Luckily on the way back I found another scud jotter which had been thrown in the bushes so I'm sorted for a wank mag.
Luckily on the way back I found another scud jotter which had been thrown in the bushes so I'm sorted for a wank mag.
by Razorcharlie March 9, 2015
"Did you read that new article in the Jet Jotter?"
"Yeah- Reading about the dedication ceremony to the new high school building was awesome!"
"Yeah- Reading about the dedication ceremony to the new high school building was awesome!"
by LongmeadowLancers November 8, 2013
(n.) A person (usually a complete nub, or Nubby Nubberton ) who is deeply inspired by the Harry Potter Series , thus they (falsely) depict themselves as fantasy-fiction-writing geniuses.
The result of this is a Harry Potter Jotter , one who will constantly publish outlandish stories and fanfiction s on fanfiction.net , and (falsely) expect to get thousands of readers .
The result of this is a Harry Potter Jotter , one who will constantly publish outlandish stories and fanfiction s on fanfiction.net , and (falsely) expect to get thousands of readers .
Dave: 'Hey man , did you see Alvin at school today??'
Mike: 'Yeah dude, what a nub. He kept blabbing on about his new fanfic: 'Harry Potter and the Enchanted Owl', though he didn't even get any views on it.'
Dave: 'Wow, he's definitely a Harry Potter Jotter.'
Mike: 'Tell me about it.'
Mike: 'Yeah dude, what a nub. He kept blabbing on about his new fanfic: 'Harry Potter and the Enchanted Owl', though he didn't even get any views on it.'
Dave: 'Wow, he's definitely a Harry Potter Jotter.'
Mike: 'Tell me about it.'
by mangalover997 September 4, 2010
There were no restrooms so I had to banana jotter
by TheDragoniar May 26, 2023