Verb: To pick someone to be in your profile picture with you on a social networking site.
Etymology: Profile + Picture + Pick ==> prof + pic + k
Girl: We looked sooo hot that night, I totes
Boy: I love you too, honey.
Guy 1: HAHA! You were all PTFO
on the couch, so we drew balls
on your face.
Guy 2: Jackass
Noun: A "like" on facebook for something political you actually despise in reality.
Verb: To politicalike something is to like a profile of a political figure or institution to be aware of what the other side is thinking or to protest by commenting on that page.
Dude1: You're such a nasty motherfucker. You would like Santorum. So dirty.
Dude2: It's a politicalike. I hate the man, but love the idea of his association with buttsex.
Dude1: Wait, you like Ken Cuccinelli? You know he's a jackass.
Dude2: No, it's a politicalike so I can complain on his page. We're frenemies. I had to like him to protest.
Adj: the quality of being legitimately able to be brought to court.
Girl1: This ho is suing me for calling her a bitch, which she is.
Girl2: Is that even courtable?!
Dude1: Dude, i was such a drunkassbitch when i left the party last night, i can't believe i made it home safe.
Dude2: You best watch yoself, driving drunk is a courtable-ass offense.
Jotter (n): a ginger otter
. Pronounced "hotter" in Spanglish, cuz they are.
Mikala: Tyler, what are you?
Mikala: Like are you a bear
or an otter
Tyler: I'M A DUDEFUCKING JOTTER!!!!!!!!!!!
dude1: yeah dude, i totes fucked this rly hot jotter last night.
dude2: did the curtains match...?
dude1: obvs. i got red all over his red. jotters are the sexiest.
Advice: Jotters DO have souls! Do not mistake the jotter for a fat ginger, nor joke about their lack of soul or growing up into red bears. They will fuck you up.