Mikala: Tyler, what are you?
Mikala: Like are you a bear
or an otter
Tyler: I'M A DUDEFUCKING JOTTER!!!!!!!!!!!
dude1: yeah dude, i totes fucked this rly hot jotter last night.
dude2: did the curtains match...?
dude1: obvs. i got red all over his red. jotters are the sexiest.
Advice: Jotters DO have souls! Do not mistake the jotter for a fat ginger, nor joke about their lack of soul or growing up into red bears. They will fuck you up.