A person who is so infatuated over the idea of Jordan that they believe no other player can ever compare to him. Despite overwhelming evidence and statistical proof, these people refuse to acknowledge that other players (Kareem, Bill Russel, Wilt Chamberlain, Oscar Robinson, LeBron James, etc.) have accomplished more than Michael Jordan. Most of these people have never a Jordan game.
"Dude, you never seen a Jordan game, but you say he's the greatest... you a jordansexual. Get off his nuts."
by MichaelJordanTheGoatLOL May 17, 2017
by JordanHL May 6, 2021
A jordan sexual is a type of fan in the nba community that dickrides Micheal Jordan to the fullest extent. These fans are mostly old heads that brag about how good the 90s were and they say "jordan went 6-0 in the finals" in every argument. They dont use facts or stats in their arguments. They use feelings over facts. These people are also the biggest LeBron haters on planet Earth. They hate on LeBron for having a 4-6 finals record but always defend Micheal Jordan for losing in the first round. They have no knowledge of basketball.
Skip Bayless: Jordan went 6-0 in the finals and LeBron is 4-6, Jordans the greatest, and LeBron sucks.
Yeah Skip Bayless is the biggest Jordansexual ever.
Yeah Skip Bayless is the biggest Jordansexual ever.
The typical dickrider in the NBA community that mentions Jordan 6-0. These dickriders steady have jordans cum on their lips. Their biggest fear is facts and they run away from it. They use feeling over facts all the time. Have social media accounts dedicated to another human. Most jordansexuals are bron haters.
Jordansexuals record W-L: 0-infinite
Jordansexuals age: 12 yr olds with their phones on maximum
Jordansexuals residence: Moms basement
Jordansexuals crush: Big daddy Jordan, also the Lord and savior
Jordansexuals stepdad: LeBron
Jordansexuals sexuality: Gay
Jordansexuals record W-L: 0-infinite
Jordansexuals age: 12 yr olds with their phones on maximum
Jordansexuals residence: Moms basement
Jordansexuals crush: Big daddy Jordan, also the Lord and savior
Jordansexuals stepdad: LeBron
Jordansexuals sexuality: Gay
by almighty.wes October 2, 2020
the word used if your name is Elliot Goldman and you're in love with a guy named Jordan Hughes.
for more examples go to wattpad.com and read 'Lab Partners' by: OminouslyAnonymous
for more examples go to wattpad.com and read 'Lab Partners' by: OminouslyAnonymous
by phan_kookie March 22, 2018
when someone finds jordan-rose lawrence sexy and irresistible, they only want her, everyone else means nothing to them.
him: “wow did you see jordan’s recent instagram post”
her: “yeah i’m so jordansexual”
him: “me as well”
her: “yeah i’m so jordansexual”
him: “me as well”
by lawrencejordy February 27, 2022
When your gay for Jordan connor
by I’m lovin it January 4, 2021