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a person with very large muscles.he usually gets a ton a girls, a person that seems to have a magnetic field around him that just attracts every hot girl
wow, look at that jordan
by gobulls4432 May 24, 2011
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Jordan (Jore-Dan) coming from the Latin-Greek word deriving from Jordanith king of Leading (or successfully securing an objective or point in life situations). Jordan is one who makes the opening move, not afraid of risky situations, and is always there for his friends or (teammates); one to 'cap', making the initiative to secure from enemy's or life's tough situations.
"Hey did you invite Jordan to our party?"
"Idk man Jordan isn't good at securing objectives, tackling life to its fullest. Like that chick over there, he may not be able sinc.

"Well his name comes from Jordanith king Of Leading so I feel confident for him, he'll pull it off."
"We can hope to God, Johnson."

"Okay brodster"
by Prodster May 07, 2013
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An extremely sassy girl. She always has her sassy pants on.
Person 1: Stop being such a Jordan.

Person 2: But that's who I am!
by Finaynay December 06, 2012
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One of the most athletic people you will ever meet.STUD!
Jordan is a freaking studdddd.
by jordanlover23232323 June 16, 2011
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The name Jordan originated from the river in Palestine. IF you are lucky enough to have a Jordan in your life, never let them go. She is the kindest creature that ceases to exist. She is very beautiful, but modest, for she refuses to admit her beauty. She is very shy at first, but once she comes out of her shell, she is the coolest person to be around. She has a fantastic taste in music, so you can totally jam with her. She knows how to comfort you when you're sad, and she will listen to you blabber for hours. She is very loving, and deserves only great people in her life. She is hard working, and she will make you very proud. She will always put you before her in any situation. If you get lucky enough to know her, she will truly change your life. She will be the best thing to ever happen to you.
"Hey isn't Jordan a river?"
"Yeah, and also a person. You uncultured swine."
by dmaceunchained June 08, 2014
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A half beast half troll that never relies on facts or probability to succeed in his ventures. His only guiding sense is his glowing beard that lights up when he's about to do something correct, just in case. He also has the ability to make a good pizza and vanish from thin air in the midst of his mortal enemy LAPD.
Who took all the lightbulbs out of the sockets?

Its was Jordan, he's building a fire.
by dragonking December 26, 2012
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Amazingly sweet, funny, sarcastic, and a total Trekkie. Once you meet her, you will never look back. Perfect girlfriend material, she's got a 'don't take shit from nobody' attitude, and she'll crush you if you hurt her, or anyone she knows. She's hard to come by, and if you're lucky enough to find her, you can sell the rest of your Pokeballs 'cause you just caught the one. She will always be loyal, interesting, and utterly fascinating. In short, do not let her slip away.
Girl 1: Hi!
Guy 1: Hey, what's your name?
Girl 1: I'm Jordan.
Guy 1/Guy 2: DIBS!
Girl 1: Uhh.. what?
by The One Ring November 05, 2012
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