Jonny

A total dickhead who likes to think he's hung, overuses the word "nigga" and thinks he's fly. Overall, he's alright. If casually racist.

"Yo, don't bother with him, he's a total Jonny"

by Massive Twat February 22, 2016

Jonny

A gay ninja who enjoys the likes of steps, the spice girls and busted concerts and a cock in and around his mouth

you like steps? your such a jonny!

by barnesy1990 February 24, 2010

Jonny

A sly, sneaky cunt, who does'nt have the balls to back up his comments, is thick as fuck, lazy and lives off the back of his mothers hards work. He causes trouble and hides behind his equally slyish, cuntish, wankerish, family.
has tiny balls and the forehead of an orangutan.

He's being a right jonny he is.

by truthspeaker2011 May 10, 2011

Jonny

A legend, may take human form. As a person, he is short yet confident. His ego is bigger then he is. Classy with a bad side. He will take your girl, but return her later. Hes only serious when he has to be and doesnt know when to stop joking. Hes handsome though the girls dont care how he looks. Hes strong and fit but in his mind hes superman. Acts harder then he really is, he has a sweet side but it hasnt been seen in years. Jonnys are unpredictable. Thinks he knows everything, but knows nothing. Typically called a douche, but it doesnt phase him. Makes mistakes alot and plans to make many more. Jonnys are dangerous. Sleep with him if you dare, legend has it it'll change youre life.

Guy: im so bummed
Girl: how come?
Guy: A jonny stole my girl again
Girl: i know the 3 some was crazy!

by JNYBLZE December 20, 2016

Jonny

an ugly, pale piece of shit with no life. Deepthroats bananas and bites the peel like a retarded shit. known to be a "basic man whore". listens to Ghostemane and Marilyn Manson and has the shittiest grades.

ew look at the little worthless shit, must be a jonny or something.

by GodzillaCock June 1, 2019

Jonny

Jonnys are very irritating,
They are funny for 10 minutes, then they just get annoying and stupid.

They need to learn when to cool off and just be nice

Jonny it’s not funny anymore!

by ERoom99 February 23, 2020

Jonny

1) a buff little emo kid. kinda queer but ya' cant beat him.
2) a huge willy

3) my son.

1) oh wow i need a jonny so bad.

2) Gosh thats a big Jonny.

3) i love you jonny, do the dishes.

by jonnys mother August 23, 2007