by The dude who mooed March 1, 2009
by kindakorny August 8, 2008
An annoying tween-pop band that seems to be everywhere; on your tv, supermarket magazine racks, your neighbor's little daughter's backpack, youtube, myspace, etc. They define themselves as "rock" and to their fans, they are "soooooooo cute, smexy, hot, funny, like omj random!! and adorable and sweet and inspiring.
To those of us with an actual musical taste buds and judgment, they make them, well, literally gag.
LOOKS: The Jonas Brothers have the tendency to dress up in brightly colored skinny jeans wow, this will make us look cool and unique!!, awkward vests, and shirts with sleeves rolled up to add the manly effect, usually accessorized by hats, bracelets, and rings. All three have the habit to squint at the camera in pictures for no apparent reason.
Ability: The youngest one, Nick Jonas, sounds like a frog was shoved down his throat and is trying to nurse it back up his throat by squealing followed by occasional yelps that sound like dying pigs. Joe Jonas' voice is still stuck in between in that awkward stage of developing is vocal cords. Kevin Jonas is always seen strumming a guitar even though he plays no role in the band.
Fan Base: Annoying girls who only think they know what the "JB" is really about: inspiration, friendliness, blahblah. But they don't know without Disney channel, the JB wouldn't be anywhere.
Overall, this so-called-band doesn't deserve all the fame and money. Fans need to start growing up and listening to real music, real bands.
To those of us with an actual musical taste buds and judgment, they make them, well, literally gag.
LOOKS: The Jonas Brothers have the tendency to dress up in brightly colored skinny jeans wow, this will make us look cool and unique!!, awkward vests, and shirts with sleeves rolled up to add the manly effect, usually accessorized by hats, bracelets, and rings. All three have the habit to squint at the camera in pictures for no apparent reason.
Ability: The youngest one, Nick Jonas, sounds like a frog was shoved down his throat and is trying to nurse it back up his throat by squealing followed by occasional yelps that sound like dying pigs. Joe Jonas' voice is still stuck in between in that awkward stage of developing is vocal cords. Kevin Jonas is always seen strumming a guitar even though he plays no role in the band.
Fan Base: Annoying girls who only think they know what the "JB" is really about: inspiration, friendliness, blahblah. But they don't know without Disney channel, the JB wouldn't be anywhere.
Overall, this so-called-band doesn't deserve all the fame and money. Fans need to start growing up and listening to real music, real bands.
FAN: omj!! nick is soooooooo cute. - mrs nick jonas!!
FAN2: OMJJJJ i loveeeeee joe he is so funny!!!?!!!
FAN3: JB FAN FUREVER
The Jonas Brothers are yet another result of the tween pop sensations of the extremely greedy Disney channel empire.
FAN2: OMJJJJ i loveeeeee joe he is so funny!!!?!!!
FAN3: JB FAN FUREVER
The Jonas Brothers are yet another result of the tween pop sensations of the extremely greedy Disney channel empire.
by This Spork August 14, 2008
Another new boy-band that is liked by tween girls who use lots of smileys when they write something. Their lead singer, Joe Jonas, basically just whispers and yells and it is counted as singing. If you have friends who like this band, be worried. Try to make them listen to real music so that they realize what crap the Jonas Brothers are.
Girl: omg i freaking love the Jonas Brothers, like, omg you have no idea.
Girl 2: stfu and listen to some real music
Girl 2: stfu and listen to some real music
by yiggityYO June 10, 2008
a rock group, in the USA that shames music. Three brothers (Nick, Joe, and Kevin) playing in a band. Most girls who have bad taste and are tone-deaf listen to theses so called, ''the next Beatles''
even though they are nothing like The Beatles since The Beatles can at least hold a note and went international.
even though they are nothing like The Beatles since The Beatles can at least hold a note and went international.
Hey have you heard of the Jonas Brothers
ummm yeahh the Jonas brothers have no voice, how did they ever get popular?
people have bad taste in music
ohhhhhhhhhh
THE JONAS BROTHERS
ummm yeahh the Jonas brothers have no voice, how did they ever get popular?
people have bad taste in music
ohhhhhhhhhh
THE JONAS BROTHERS
by Huntiong, Jung March 24, 2009
gay, annoying people (except for kevin because he isn't a selfish ass.) they have no lives and somehow people still like them. some good songs but whatever.
by poopcrack February 2, 2009
the worst band ALIVE!!! a lame excuse for music. they cant sing and they play guitar like 4 year olds. their just another boy band that will fade in the next 3 years.
ex.
1creepy girl-OMFG nick jonas is sooo HOTT!!!
me-ummm...no he's not
creepy girl- WHAT?!?! OMG WATS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!? YOUR NOT HUMAN IF YOU DONT LIKE THE JO BROS!!! AND OMG NICK HAS DIABETES!!! DONT YOU FEEL SORRY FOR HIM!?!?
me-no.
ex.2
i hate the jonas brothers.
1creepy girl-OMFG nick jonas is sooo HOTT!!!
me-ummm...no he's not
creepy girl- WHAT?!?! OMG WATS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!? YOUR NOT HUMAN IF YOU DONT LIKE THE JO BROS!!! AND OMG NICK HAS DIABETES!!! DONT YOU FEEL SORRY FOR HIM!?!?
me-no.
ex.2
i hate the jonas brothers.
by xxGREEN_DAYxx August 9, 2008