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Joint Venture 

In Business: A Partnership in which two or more companies (often from different countries) join to undertake a major project

Socially: A blazing session in which two or more people (often from different countries) join to undertake smoking a large joint
Billy calls his friend Huang from China to come hang out in America. When Huang arrives they find themselves face to face with a large quantity of marijuana and rolling paper. Billy rolls a 12g joint while Huang calls Winston from England and Pablo from Puerto Rico. Once everyone arrives they begin a Joint Venture, smoking in Billy's basement until no one can stand up anymore.
Joint Venture by D2DaWreck October 13, 2011
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Joint venture 

A overused and often misused term used by Jamaicans to say they are too fucking lazy to do something on their own

2nd meaning
A journey to get some weed
Lazy Jamaican 1- hey you want to have a joint venture to get some ganja

Lazy Jamaican 2- nah man me a just had a joint venture with rasta me good
Joint venture by cfc1989 July 8, 2011

Joint Venture 

When your “friend’s and family” cyber stalk you and make fun of you. And you want to crawl under a rock and cry but life must go on.
Sally sat outside dumbfounded and too scared to go anywhere, that joint venture broke her spirit.
Joint Venture by LuvUevenIf May 17, 2018

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012