Johnsoning

The act of being stubborn or unrelenting in a way that is hidden behind a veil of cute and aesthetically pleasing behavior and therefor difficult to perceive.

In that outfit, with that smile, I lost the debate. She was totally johnsoning me.

by Knowaspear April 7, 2011

Johnsoning

The act of purposefully injuring oneself in order to collect disability or workman's compensation from the government or military because you took out too many TSP loans and have nothing saved for retirement.

Upon realizing his retirement account was dwindled from excessive loans, John came to work and headed straight to the break room for some johnsoning, and instantly fell off of a ladder tearing his acl virtually ensuring future disability checks from the government.

by Ronald McDonald69 May 21, 2013

Johnson & Johnson

A gay sexual act when two men rub there penises (or Johnson's) together.

Guy 1:I heard Chad and Arthur were doing the Johnson & Johnson last night

Guy 2: What a bunch of queers

by TheAverageStudent December 27, 2011

johnson and johnson

1) a company
2) two bigs dicks
3) two long dongs

johnson and johnson makes medicine

there are two falus hence there is johnson and johnson

by john really brown December 7, 2006

Johnson and Johnson

When you and your girl shower together, and she agrees to go down on you in exchange for you washing her hair while she's down there.

My girlfriend and I were showering and I asked her if she'd give me head. She said not unless it was a Johnson and Johnson.

by DJ Power Up! January 19, 2010

Johnsoned

The act of losing dis dick or your testicles

Ah shit i just crushed my nuts against my bike’s seat. I think i just got johnsoned.

by Dis Dick_12 October 28, 2020

Johnsoned

When a filmmaker kills a franchise and refuses to accept criticism.

Man, they really johnsoned the last star wars film didn't they?

by One21jiggawatts September 17, 2018