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A wrestler/rapper, currently holds the WWe championship.
After retireing from a successful bodybuilding career, the doctor of thuganomics became a pro WWe wrestler.
Has the most in ring charisma since The Rock and is the fan's favorite wrestler at the moment.
John Cena always has the same lead up to the end of his matches..
1st- Jumping should block
2nd- sidewalk slam
3rd- U cant see me
4th- 5 knuckle shuffle
5th- pumps it uup
and 6th- FU
Did u see John Cena FU the Big show
by Secret wrestling fan November 22, 2005
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Verb- To overcome the odds

A.K.A- Superman
Too much of anything is bad. We've had too much John Cena.
by Rememberme August 04, 2007
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One of the worst wrestlers in the history of professional wrestling. Little Kids and girls love him, men aged over the age of 18 who have stayed loyal to wrestling throughout their years hate him because they can see through his bullshit. John Cena has 5 wrestling moves aka 'the 5 moves of doom' usually in a match he gets beaten up for mostly the entire time and then just before you think he is going to lose John Cena comes back to life using those 5 moves and ends up winning. John Cena is the coverboy for the wwe pg era
Quote from CM Punk 'John Cena I don't even hate you, I hate the fact this idea that your the best.. because your not... I'm the best'
by best in the world December 16, 2011
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Getting an erection whilst in the middle of work or at any other awkward point much like when John Cena and Trish Stratus fought Beth Pheonix and Santino Marella. This is then very obvious but you continue anyway as if it was normal.
I was just sat there doing my data input when I got a John Cena.
by Loins13 February 09, 2009
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A Professional Wrestler for the WWE. He is a three time WWE Champion, and a three time WWE United States Champion. Used to be booed out of the building during his run as WWE Champion, but is now being cheered again. Hated by people who dislike him for his "hip-hop/rap" gimmick, and his incredibly horrible in ring ability. These people however are most likely hypocrites whom probably used to cheer Hulk Hogan who had the same horrible in ring ability. As fans grow older they learn to appreciate the ring work more. "John Cena Fans aka 'Cetards'" was a phrase coined by the infamous and minority Pro Wrestling fan base the "IWC". The same fans that like John Cena are the same type of fans that liked Hulk Hogan. John Cena is loved for his "CHARISMA"
John Cena, is both hated and loved by many. He is a horrible in ring worker, but delivers entertainment for everyone.

John Cena is NOT another "Steve Austin, nor Rock" as some might claim. John Cena is what seems to be another "Hulk Hogan" in the works; (as it pertains to his WIN/LOSS RECORD,his LENGTHY WWE Championship reigns, overall in ring SQUASH and DOMINANTING style, and his fanbase consisting of mostly CHILDREN and YOUNG WOMEN)hopefully he does not obtain the same immense ego.
by TwentyFour October 20, 2006
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A wrestler-rapper. Currently WWE Champion. Was drafted to RAW in the WWE Draft Lottery 2005. Very famous especially among the female fans. Has his 2 championship belts spinning. A hulkamaniac...
John Cena is the next Hulk Hogan!
by demontears03 August 05, 2005
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One of the worlds gretest wrestlers alongside with The Rock and Hulk Hoganan.He's an American professional wrestler and rap music artist, currently performing for World Wrestling Entertainment on the RAW brand. He is, and should be, the one and only WWE Champion.After graduating from Springfield College in Springfield, Massachusetts where he earned a degree in exercise physiology and became a team captain and earned All-American honors.After moving to California he joined Gold's Gym and trained 90 hours a week!!! After working his way up through the ranks he finally made his debut with WWE in 2002, also an amazing rapper he is definitly going to be inducted into the WWE hall of fame.
If you listened to John Cena's songs or watched one of his matches (especially Wrestlemania 22) you will why I'm his biggest fan!
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