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Right as you cum while getting a blowjob, pull out of her mouth and blow your load right into her eyes.

Proceed to wave your hand in front of your face and go "YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
My girl was giving me an awesome blowjob when I decided to give her the ol' John Cena.
by J LAWL August 29, 2007
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A WWE superstar and rapper who has been WWE has been both the United States and WWE Champion. He has worked with the WWE for four years when he made his debut in 2002. In 2003, John Cena had a heel character where he used to where a chain to beat people with, freestyles at people, and had alot of fans behind him then they do now. People missed that John Cena, but now people have turned his back on him and now has become ridiculously hated by a lot of them. Cena is being booked by the WWE as superman seeing as how he wins alot of matches and hardly gets a beatdown after it is all said and done. When he gets ready to end a match he uses what people like to call, "The Five Moves of Doom" on his opponents to get the job done. Punches/Clotheslines, Shoulder block, Five Knuckle Shuffle, Spinning Sidewalk Slam, FU, and most of the time the STFU. He is pretty popular with the kids and female fans, but there are also men out there who also get up on their feet to cheer for him when his music hits or when he's in the ring. He is also considered to be future of the company and everyweek he hosts a show on WWE.com called "Five Questions With The Champ" or just plain old "Five Questions" when he doesn't have the belt.
John Cena has to much pressure on him from fans, but he doesn't give a damn.

John Cena stands for Hustle, Loyalty, and Respect.
by Dynamite Slam July 10, 2006
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John Cena is the hottest wrestler in the WWE at the moment. The WWE's plan to put him over as the next 'Stone Cold' Steve Austin or The Rock backfired as he was pushed down the fans throats and not let to do his own thing.

The fans started to turn ther back on him in the Autumn and ever since he has been hit with major 'booing' from the crowd when he should be getting cheered.

He appeals to the women and the kids and also the 'blind' wrestling fans. The men and boys like myself seem to hate him with a passion because he is more gim.mick than real person.

We all know he is doing his job, but wrestling fans like who they want to like and hate who they want to hate.
John Cena lost the WWE title to a hugh heel and the fans cheered the heel.
by Craig Lewis January 10, 2006
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A moronic wrestler. Every girl thinks he's hot. With his fake moves and wiggerish ways. He's just a scum who can't wrestle for shit.
Doesn't that wigger over there remind you of John Cena with his fakeness?
by Hi-Ya Zip February 09, 2009
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The True Definition of Garbage.
The Worst Wrestler in the WWE
He is so horrible that no one could ever even get close to the crappyness that he is.
"Guy 1:Man did you see how crappy John Cena was on Smackdown Yesterday"
Guy 2:Yeah that was the worst performance i've ever seen."
by Jugal Thaker June 03, 2005
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The reason WWE sucks right now.
Vince McMahon be kissing his ass but he doesn't care about others.
John Cena is for kiddies.
by PeterRDGriffin September 26, 2009
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A WWE wrestler who unfortunately is the biggest asset to the company. His fanbase typically consists of women and children and is fitting in with the WWE's PG policy. However in attempting to make him the biggest face in wrestling he has ironically become the biggest heel. He is hated by hardcore fans due to his poor wrestling ability and being able snatch victory from the jaws of defeat no matter how much he gets dominated in a match.
We can all argue about how watered down the WWE is now compared to the attitude era. We can all argue about who's the best champion of all time but if there's one thing we can all agree on, it's that John Cena sucks.
by Assassin Strike November 26, 2009
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