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Young actress who has appeared in many critically acclaimed films, such as Lost in Translation and Match Point. She grew up in New York City and began acting at a very young age, and is now one of the most sought after ladies in Hollywood. And she's gorgeous.
Scarlett Johansson is the shit.
by Ari_James December 30, 2005
Use an variety of the Cap'n Crunch brand cereal (Cap'n Crunch, Peanut Butter Crunch, Cap'n Crunch's CoZmic Crunch, Cap'n Crunch's Crunch Berries but not Oops! All Berries), person takes cereal directly from box and pours on to a surface, the flatter the better. Person then takes dominate hand and crunches the Cap'n Crunch underneath their hand, letting all the Cap'ns goodness become one with the palm. Person then proceeds to give partner a hand job to completion. The Cap'n Crunch causes small microscopic tears into the skin, allowing the Cap'ns special goodness to seep into the body, causing for Cap'n Crunch's hallucinogenic experience.
A Crunchy Johannson has been attempted using Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Needless to say the only thing that happened was intense burning, like rubbing icy hot on your balls. He still got off so... it was worth it.
A Crunchy Johannson has been attempted using Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Needless to say the only thing that happened was intense burning, like rubbing icy hot on your balls. He still got off so... it was worth it.
Lauren gave me a super heady Crunchy Johansson with Cap'n Crunch's Cozmic Crunch, all she wanted was Widespread lawn seats, bro.
by A Tall Mofo February 13, 2013
Taking semi-nude pictures of yourself in the mirror.
P.s. Preferably with a bum as hot as Scarlett Johansson's
P.s. Preferably with a bum as hot as Scarlett Johansson's
by sp@ngeb@b September 19, 2011
Scarlett Johansson is the most amazing person to ever live she is everything also she is my wife meganromanoff on twitter and natswifah on tiktok
by Scarlettswife October 11, 2021
Scarlett Johansson is the most amazing person to ever live also my wife meganromanoff on twitter and natswifah on tiktok Scarlett is my wife
by Scarlettswife October 11, 2021
Erik Johansson
Potatoe, Awesome, Legendary
Jott.
Always getting girls with his awesome look.
Used when shaking hands "Hi, Erik johansson".
Used by legendary people. The original Erik Johansson called "jottpotatistomatfejs"
Potatoe, Awesome, Legendary
Jott.
Always getting girls with his awesome look.
Used when shaking hands "Hi, Erik johansson".
Used by legendary people. The original Erik Johansson called "jottpotatistomatfejs"
Boss- Hi *shakes hands*
Anyone- Hi, Erik Johansson *shakes hands*
You look like Erik Johansson!
Wow thank you!
Anyone- Hi, Erik Johansson *shakes hands*
You look like Erik Johansson!
Wow thank you!
by The legend 1.0 December 11, 2016