jpj's definitions

war on terrorism

Evil v.s. Evil.

America v.s. Arabs, Mulslims, anyone wearing a turban, anyone with a long beard and all brown skinned people.

by jpj June 11, 2004

film

When it's art, you call it a film. When it's mainstream garbage, it's called a movie.

FILMS: "Nosferatu", "Triumph Of The Will", "Citizen Kane", "Annie Hall", "Raging Bull", "The Weather Underground" and "Elephant"
MOVIES: "Fast and The Furious", "Titanic", "Spiderman", "You Got Served", and "Biker Boyz"

by jpj February 26, 2007

Jason Kidd

Jason Kidd looks white but he is actually half black, half white. His father is black and his mother is white. He used to play for the Phoenix Suns, now he plays for the New Jersey Nets.

I don't even like sports.

by jpj March 25, 2004

kittie

Kittie is not metal. Anyone that thinks they are metal is a tool. How can anyone think they are the best band of all time? Even kittie knows they're not the best band of all time. If they were a bunch of guys no one would even like them, and they can hardly play their instruments.

Go listen to Slayer, Discharge or Motorhead you bunch of sheep.

by jpj May 27, 2004

crack my wrists

Male masturbation. Sometimes when masturbating your wrists tend to crack especially if you have arthritis.jerking off, jacking off.

I'll be back in ten minutes im gonna go crack my wrists.

by jpj February 26, 2004

worcester

Worcester is called the "Heart of Massachusetts" because its in central MA. Worcester is littered with old factories, warehouses, and three decker houses. Worcester's claim to fame was a cold storage fire that killed 5 firefighters in december of 1999. Some famous people from Worcester include Comedian Denis Leary and activist Abbie Hoffman. Im from worcester and I plan on moving someday. There really are garbage storms too.

Why anyone would move to Worcester is beyond me.

by JPJ January 31, 2004

scarlett johansson

The definition of sexy. Nice lips, breasts, eyes, face and a very sexy monotone voice.

She's perfect.

by jpj June 17, 2004