johannesevangeliet 

Johannesevangeliet is a boring man with a boring past, he should not be a subject in school

omg you'r sooooo boring, is you'r name Johannesevangeliet?

johannesevangeliet by franky fly_ February 27, 2020

Oscar Friis Johannesson 

A very homosexual guy, who likes to suck dick. He is very popular because of his moms addition to the porn industry.

Person 1:"Do you know any gay people"
Person 2: "Yeah Oscar Friis Johannesson he is always fucking that Rasmus Sanger guy"

Oscar Friis Johannesson by IHaveStage3TerminalCancer February 5, 2022

johnnesse 

Means beautiful, intelligent, whimsical, strength.

I want to be Johnnesse.

johnnesse by Strengths December 19, 2016

johannsen'd

to obliterate, academically

Ohhhhh man, I totally just johannsen'd your mom last night. In a spelling bee. Naked spelling bee.

johannsen'd by rdp February 14, 2007

Johannesberg 

johannesburg is a city in south africa. was created due to the mining industry. home to words like "poes", "ganja" and "toke"

"ya you poes lets go toke that ganja in your car outside and watch out for the pigs dude." "watch out for that dude standin over there i think he likes your phone bro"

Johannesberg by Greg February 2, 2005

Johannesen 

William Johannesen is someone who no one likes and thinks he's top shit. Everyone hates him

Guy 1:"Is that William Johannesen, no one likes him, cant he just realise that he is a stupid druggo with no future"
Guy 2: "Yeah, I think his ego is fucking massive"
Guy 3: "Some say u can climb up to his ego and jump down to his IQ and DIE"

Johannesen by CYKA CYKA BLAT October 12, 2017

Johannsen 

a self centered son of a bitch typically a whore monger.

That man is a bad johannsen.

Johannsen by Joeseph W. Pidrick March 29, 2008