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1. A baby kangaroo, 2. A boy whose appearance is similar to a baby kangaroo- he has long, dirty-blonde hair , large brown eyes and a sun-kissed complexion. Personality-wise, he's chill. He's weird in the most lovable way, and just a kind, nonjudgmental human. A habitual cannabis smoker, but has his priorities in order.
"Damn, that boy is cute. He gives off such positive vibes… I want to make out with his face" "Yep, that's Joey. Everybody does"
by xlabd May 17, 2015
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A person who is a showoff and a hoe.
Man Joey is such a hoe!
via giphy
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An amazing boy that makes you cry and steals your heart. He's not yours and he's older than you by 2 years. She's pretty and it hurts but hey make a great couple. You may love him forever.
Me: I have another problem.
BFF: it's not about Joey again is it?
Me: well yeah his gf is amazing
BFF: another night of crying for u?
by ILoveHimIthurts <3 November 03, 2013
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A guy who takes your care packages in MW2, especially when they're harrier airstrikes. Typically considered a jerk.
Person 1: Dude you took my FUCKING CARE PACKAGE, you're such a jerk joey.
Person 2: Dude w/e, don't be such a debbie downer.
by xMrSprinkles56x January 06, 2010
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The Joey is a variation of the batwing where the skin of the scrotum is stretched out then raised above, just exposing the bellend of the penis. After they see your balls/penis it is critical to insult them for being such a faggot while you are kicking them in the ass for looking at it.
Moe: JOEEEY!! (while exposing the Joey)
Alex: god damnit
Moe: Thats 5 kicks you faggot! I can't believe how gay you are.
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a queer who likes thinks shoved up his anus is the way 2 go usually has a crack head brother a fat dad and and sister and mom have moustaches and facial hair these kids are usually fat and live near beaners they are cheap.these kids usually dont date girls they go for men and they cant play any sports they like cock. there faverite bands are usually backstreet boy,nsync, or dream street.they sometimes make their myspaces and pretend to have people talk to them to feel good it makes them feel like they just got a huge cock shoved up their mangina.
that queer watching brokeback mountain is a joey.
by sexybask6996 February 01, 2008
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Coming to a full stop at an intersection that has no stop sign.
My dad pulled a Joey, and the guy behind us started honking.
by Cellly June 25, 2013
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