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Joes are of medium height, usually about 5'8" and they are really athletic. They love running. Joes hate matching their clothes, so they always look crazy. A Joe is a guy who you got drunk with one night. Stuff happened. Joe is a guy who is now dating one of your best friends and you can't tell her. Joes are very attractive and they know it, but pretend not to. They are very smart, and also competitive.
Girl 1: Hey, there's that hot guy Joe!
Girl 2: Yeah, I know, he's super gorgeous.
by Shits-And-Giggles November 19, 2013
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Joe: Bros b4 Hoes
Me: Chix b4 Dix
by kinikake December 21, 2008
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Being overly hype for NO reason.

(mostly used in Philly)
Dude: "Yooooo, we fuck bitches and get money!!!!!!!!!"

Me: "Why are you so fucking joe? Shut up!"
by Mimi4544446 April 13, 2010
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Incredibly gorgeous boy, lovely dark hair, lovely brown eyes, beautiful smile, yummy body, tasty cock, very affectionate, lovely hugs, likes to kiss alot, good at performing oral sex on a girl, always smells nice and has a lovely family. If you were to have kids with a Joe they would be amazing gorgeous and he will be a wonderful husband and father.

I Love You Jose,
Girl 1: I went on a date with a guy last night!
Girl 2: Ah what was his name?
Girl 1: Joe
Girl 2: Oh my god hang on to him he'll be the sexiest father ever and your pussy will always be gagging for his tasty cock.
by GKittie October 28, 2011
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A joe is a kind loving person. They will always be there for you when you need them most.
Suited to a "Katie"
"oh, i love joe. what a shame he's with katie."
by FLOOGY May 09, 2010
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Basically the hotest kid you will ever meet he is also pretty buff and has a massive wanger so he should just become a pornstar because of all the girls he gets
Omg did you see that Joe kid he's so hot
by biggesttank101 February 23, 2011
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joe is the boy that slightly resembles an adorable puppy. what with his big deep brown eyes and small smile that will make you melt from the cuteness. he's also hilarious, in that he makes you laugh all the time. he's got this vibe that makes you just want to give him a big hug and feel his warmth. when he's near, you can smell his scent. his scent lingers and you want that to be the only thing you smell. his lips look soft and kissable. though, you keep in mind that he is an angel that could never love you the way you love him. he's the one you want but can't have. there are so many other things to say about joe. he's so sweet and nice and lovable. he's perfect. that's one word to sum him up: perfect. he even got dose straight boys turnin' gay fo dat ass.
ryan: hey, you heard of that joe dude?
brendon: yeah, he's adorable
ryan: wait, what
brendon: i mean-...
brendon: ryro, i love you boo, it's just-.
ryan: i understand, i mean, just look at his face.
brendon: i know. *adoring sigh*
by the-name-i-wanted-was-taken December 28, 2011
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