Joe....... Joe is amazing, awesome, sweet, lovable, caring, and my life. Joe is a very handsome man who has the biggest heart in the world. He cares and will listen to anyone, and is friends with anyone who wants to be. He's an outstanding boyfriend, that other girls wish they had. If you know a joe you have to keep him because he will be there for you no matter what. He's had a lot of events happen in his life so he sees the world different, but this must makes him special. His looks are everything a girl has ever dreamed of. He's very protective of the ones he loves and they are just as protective back. He always gives compliments no matter if you listen to them or not. He is friend with everyone, and at times this can be annoying to his special someone when he talks to other girls. He's all you can think about. He's also very childish but this just adds to his amazing personality. Joes love adventure and new places. Joes also get bored easily but are great at drawing and anything artistic. Joe is the best person out there, he's a diamond in the ruff.
Boo: You are so amazing and I'm blessed your mine
Joe: Same to you, I still wonder how u got stuck with me
by JoleyBoo February 15, 2014
Incredibly gorgeous boy, lovely dark hair, lovely brown eyes, beautiful smile, yummy body, tasty cock, very affectionate, lovely hugs, likes to kiss alot, good at performing oral sex on a girl, always smells nice and has a lovely family. If you were to have kids with a Joe they would be amazing gorgeous and he will be a wonderful husband and father.

I Love You Jose,
Girl 1: I went on a date with a guy last night!
Girl 2: Ah what was his name?
Girl 1: Joe
Girl 2: Oh my god hang on to him he'll be the sexiest father ever and your pussy will always be gagging for his tasty cock.
by GKittie October 28, 2011
Southeastern Louisiana slang term for "cigarette". Originated within the Black community of New Orleans where Camel cigarettes were once the most popular brand due to their low price. Before modern day advertising restrictions, Joe Camel used to be on every pack of Camel cigarettes. Therefore, "Joe" became a shorter slang term for cigarette within the Black community, and eventually spread throughout all communities in New Orleans and Southeastern Louisiana.
I'm going to step outside and smoke a Joe.
by Bling Diggity July 02, 2011
Basically the hotest kid you will ever meet he is also pretty buff and has a massive wanger so he should just become a pornstar because of all the girls he gets
Omg did you see that Joe kid he's so hot
by biggesttank101 February 23, 2011
someone who has a big heart. joes are always warm, and can never get enough hugs. they will go on long walks with you and talk about the future that is bound to happen. joes like their coffee white, and they will always make you a cup in the morning. they have great hair, usually a golden-brown color, and its always cute and ruffled in the morning. joes have minds like labyrinths. they are so confusing to read, but will always willingly tell you how they feel. they are super creative, and love to run around as much as they love to sit around and cuddle all day. but the best feature of joes is their taste in music. they love rock, classic rock, indie rock, pop-punk, alternative, and metalcore. joes will dance all day long with you, while singing of course, then sleep all night with you. most of the time joes will only wear hoodies and underwear while cuddling.
best friend: wait who was that? were you two kissing?
joes girl: oh, thats joe. hes mine.
best friend: you got a joe?! oh my god i want one!
by strawberryunicorns123 March 09, 2014
Amazing dude, who everybody loves, usually with black hait which is quite straight.
Dude You are so lucky to be Joe.
by seymour-butts May 26, 2010
joe is the boy that slightly resembles an adorable puppy. what with his big deep brown eyes and small smile that will make you melt from the cuteness. he's also hilarious, in that he makes you laugh all the time. he's got this vibe that makes you just want to give him a big hug and feel his warmth. when he's near, you can smell his scent. his scent lingers and you want that to be the only thing you smell. his lips look soft and kissable. though, you keep in mind that he is an angel that could never love you the way you love him. he's the one you want but can't have. there are so many other things to say about joe. he's so sweet and nice and lovable. he's perfect. that's one word to sum him up: perfect. he even got dose straight boys turnin' gay fo dat ass.
ryan: hey, you heard of that joe dude?
brendon: yeah, he's adorable
ryan: wait, what
brendon: i mean-...
brendon: ryro, i love you boo, it's just-.
ryan: i understand, i mean, just look at his face.
brendon: i know. *adoring sigh*
by the-name-i-wanted-was-taken December 28, 2011

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