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29.
Joe
An unbelievably amazing man, who is extremely trustworthy and irresistible. Is always there for you when you need him. A genuinely kind person that once you get, you should never let go.
you are with a Joe? wow don't fuck it up!
by savy December 20, 2012
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30.
Joe
Joe:
1.) a person or thing (often a person) who breaks furniture, or items in the houses, areas, or properties belonging to another person or thing. adj.

2.) a person or thing (often a person) who plans a certain event, or assures another he or she will be there, and randomly bails on them all. adj.
1.) Person 1: "Why the hell did you break my bed?"
Person 2: "I don't know... I'm sorry."
Person 1: "Wow, you're such a Joe!"

2.) Person 1: (on phone) "Where the hell are you? You're suppose to be here... 1 HOUR AGO!"
Person 2: (on phone) "Uh, I can't make it, bye." (hangs up)
Person 2: (to friends) "WOW, What the fuck, he said he can't come. He just ditched us, what a fucking Joe."
by TheAllKnowingExperiencedPerson August 17, 2010
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31.
Joe
Amazing dude, who everybody loves, usually with black hait which is quite straight.
Dude You are so lucky to be Joe.
by seymour-butts May 26, 2010
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32.
Joe
The security guard in every stealth game whom by murdering triggers every security guard to converge to your location.
Guard A: "Hey man, it's Joe's birthday!"
Guard B: "Really?"
Guard A: "Let's surprise him! All units converge to Joe's position."

All Units: "Hey Joe!"
*They discover you holding Joe's dead body with a knife stuck to the back of his neck*
All Units: ">:("

Mission Failed. No Optic Camo for you.
by Xekiel March 03, 2010
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33.
JOE
You motherfucker. You think you can define joe? That hard ass motherfucker will fuck your shit into the fourteenth dimension and back. How about this. He bites into a dorito loco taco and the eighty four women closest to him orgasm so hard their vaginas start vibrating. At this point, the dopamines literally start leaking out of their ears, nose and mouth, sometimes causing asphyxiation and/or divorce.
Fred: Oh god, i just read the description of Joe on Urban dictionary!
Velma: yeah, thank heavens he does not like mexican food.
by PapahogXxXxswag November 22, 2013
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34.
Joe
Joe is the best person you will ever meet, he is kind and generous, and so so funny! and also very attractive If you ever get the chance to meet joe, dont let him go, he will be the best friend you will ever have. He will love you, care for you and always make you happy! Sometimes he can be a bit overpertective, and jokes alot but you love him anyway because hes amazing! Everyone loves joe<3
Joe is my bestfriend<3
by Heffa_mellon November 30, 2012
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Joe
A Chicago based term as calling someone you dont know, or just dont feel like saying their name.
" " Whats good Joe " what you be about nigga? "

" Almighty BPSN 'All is well' "

" Whats poppin five FOLKS killa "
by Ambrosios August 20, 2012
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