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someone who has a big heart. joes are always warm, and can never get enough hugs. they will go on long walks with you and talk about the future that is bound to happen. joes like their coffee white, and they will always make you a cup in the morning. they have great hair, usually a golden-brown color, and its always cute and ruffled in the morning. joes have minds like labyrinths. they are so confusing to read, but will always willingly tell you how they feel. they are super creative, and love to run around as much as they love to sit around and cuddle all day. but the best feature of joes is their taste in music. they love rock, classic rock, indie rock, pop-punk, alternative, and metalcore. joes will dance all day long with you, while singing of course, then sleep all night with you. most of the time joes will only wear hoodies and underwear while cuddling.
best friend: wait who was that? were you two kissing?
joes girl: oh, thats joe. hes mine.
best friend: you got a joe?! oh my god i want one!
by strawberryunicorns123 March 09, 2014
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Washigton DC based slang term used instead of man
yo! did u see them kids they was lunchin joe!
by hrm smk April 03, 2008
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Amazing dude, who everybody loves, usually with black hait which is quite straight.
Dude You are so lucky to be Joe.
by seymour-butts May 26, 2010
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He can be a bit of a dick. Don't get into an argument with Joe, he will use sarcasm and his cynical attitude against you. Don't mock him, he's sensitive.
"I am perfectly average height thank you very much!"

"Don't be such a Joe about it"
by fuzzball123 January 10, 2013
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A Person Who is Kind, Amazing, Full of Love. He may have multicoloured Pee and is Going out with the oreo Kid.
Woow Joe Is Really Awesome
I Know i love him.
by heheYouKnowWhoItIs May 15, 2009
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a sexy blonde haired blue eyed guy who treats girls with respect and is an amazing kisser , hes the most beautiful man on earth!
girl1: hey, look at that new kid walking down the hallway, hes sexy!

girl2: oh, he must be a joe
by greeeeen September 16, 2009
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Slang term given to military personnel when the name is not known or when talking about military personnel as a stereotype.
Hey go ask that "Joe" for a cigarette before the Platoon Sergeant gets back.

"Joe" is always ready to index the mission and hit the bars instead.
by 153 Cav February 15, 2007
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