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a sexy blonde haired blue eyed guy who treats girls with respect and is an amazing kisser , hes the most beautiful man on earth!
girl1: hey, look at that new kid walking down the hallway, hes sexy!

girl2: oh, he must be a joe
by greeeeen September 16, 2009
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The most awesome guy, ever. Known for his killer abs and manly jawline. Underneath his rugged exterior, Joes are kind and perfect in every way. Competitive and sometimes argumentative, but Joes always try to do what is right. An overall perfect guy who everyone adores
"I am a freshman and I started talking to a senior guy! Will everything be ok?"

"Of course it will, his name is Joe!"
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In Philly, "joe" originally meant "extra hype." If someone were to be overly excited or anxious about something, you would tell them "stop actin' joe." However, over time it came to just mean "actin' stupid."
(extra hype) "Yo, where is our food? I'm hungry!"
"Dude, stop actin' joe and just chill."
by Little J August 05, 2006
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The name of someone who is an un-American, commie-lovin' towel head.
Guy 1: Dude is that guy an un-American, commie-lovin' towel head?
Guy 2: Yeah, his name is Joe.
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Joe is an unbelieveable person. He makes everyone feel good when they are sad and is the best owns to have. He will always be the type to have that just one person who no matter what, is his best Friend. He will treat them like they are God and love them. Ya it's a girl normally because joe is cool too. God loves Joe so should everyone. I love you Joe
Person: OMG I love that guy
Me: His name is Joe! Lay off he's mine!!!
by Chickensteve March 29, 2015
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JoE or two names put together Joe and Eduardo, the most awesome people in the world, they can fly, ride a fish up into space, walk on walls, and skydive without leaving the ground, and can aslo have a orgasm without having any sexual things.
omg were soo cool like JoE
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Joe:
1.) a person or thing (often a person) who breaks furniture, or items in the houses, areas, or properties belonging to another person or thing. adj.

2.) a person or thing (often a person) who plans a certain event, or assures another he or she will be there, and randomly bails on them all. adj.
1.) Person 1: "Why the hell did you break my bed?"
Person 2: "I don't know... I'm sorry."
Person 1: "Wow, you're such a Joe!"

2.) Person 1: (on phone) "Where the hell are you? You're suppose to be here... 1 HOUR AGO!"
Person 2: (on phone) "Uh, I can't make it, bye." (hangs up)
Person 2: (to friends) "WOW, What the fuck, he said he can't come. He just ditched us, what a fucking Joe."
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