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n: A man with a long, thick penis, a freshly shorn scrotum, and the ability to maintain a granite-like erection for long periods of time. He is also attractive, funny, and brilliant. A little known aspect of a joe is the unparallelled ability to grill various meats.
Hot Girl 1: What's wrong with you? You have a stomach ache? And you are sitting kind of funny, like crooked.

Hot Girl 2: No, I had a date last night with this attractive, funny, and brillant guy who grilled the best meat I've ever had. I should have known, he turned out to be a joe. I tried to blow him, but he ended up jackhammering the bottom of my vagina for 3 and a half hours. Just wrecked it, I could fit a baseball bat in there when he was done. I'm SO sore today. I finally asked him what I had to do to make him cum. So that's why I'm sitting funny.

Hot Girl 1: You had to let him PIIYB, huh? Ouch. You happen to have his number?
by Joeg3 August 28, 2010
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Here m8, got ne joes bi?
Aye no sweat, 4 pack o' perfoma oughta do 'er.
Cheers m8
Get 'er bucked!
by Johnny Adair May 13, 2009
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A guy who loves to have fun but breaks hearts.
Joes a great guy but broke Rachels heart
by RussellUp January 10, 2010
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Is an amazing man who knows how to treat a girl right. Super sexy, kind, caring, and amazing! Has a great body.
Look at that guy, he just be a Joe!
by sw15 April 13, 2010
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joe- meaning the sexyiest name ever created
gosh joe makes me happy in my pants
by chris arabe June 12, 2005
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someone who has a big heart. joes are always warm, and can never get enough hugs. they will go on long walks with you and talk about the future that is bound to happen. joes like their coffee white, and they will always make you a cup in the morning. they have great hair, usually a golden-brown color, and its always cute and ruffled in the morning. joes have minds like labyrinths. they are so confusing to read, but will always willingly tell you how they feel. they are super creative, and love to run around as much as they love to sit around and cuddle all day. but the best feature of joes is their taste in music. they love rock, classic rock, indie rock, pop-punk, alternative, and metalcore. joes will dance all day long with you, while singing of course, then sleep all night with you. most of the time joes will only wear hoodies and underwear while cuddling.
best friend: wait who was that? were you two kissing?
joes girl: oh, thats joe. hes mine.
best friend: you got a joe?! oh my god i want one!
by strawberryunicorns123 March 09, 2014
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The name of someone who is an un-American, commie-lovin' towel head.
Guy 1: Dude is that guy an un-American, commie-lovin' towel head?
Guy 2: Yeah, his name is Joe.
by ClassicCutCL100 March 26, 2017
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