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simply perfection the coolest, most popular, most outgoing, funny, sexy ,most athletic people ever are named joe always the life of the party and everyone's bestfriend and the girls just cant stay away kinda guy , very laid back and can charm his way out of anything, and most people who have the name joe have a very very big dick !!
if i was perfect in every way my name would have to be joe
by big balla 24 July 07, 2009
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A Chicago based slang term taking the place of a person's real name. Commonly used when a person knows your name but you dont know theirs.
Mark: Man Joe you trippin'
or
Mark: Wass up Joe.
by Frank33 March 07, 2007
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A person who owns a third leg, shlong, or dode. Also loves the vagina. Milfs are considered to be his prey. Hes pretty much fucked your mom so accept it.. Hes the best looking, smartest and most athlectic guy to ever walk the earth. Also preforms intercourse extremely well. His dick is considered to be holy. The envy and role model of everyman.
Dude seriously, joe needs to knock it off or there will be no more vaginas left for us.
by joe_moreno7 September 05, 2009
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The definition of brilliant. A kind, loving guy who is confident and fun to be around. A Joe is a dog lover, who has strong opinions and isn't afraid to speak his mind. A Joe knows how to treat a girl well, and knows how to make her happy. Anyone in the world is lucky to be friends/together with a Joe, because a Joe is something that you would always want to hold on to. Joes are picky eaters, and many Joes have a great love for Pombear crisps.
by Revan123 August 11, 2010
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An Amazing person that is always ready to help. He's caring, friendly and funny. The type of person you can know for a week and its feels like you've known him forever.
A rare person to find, but when you have his friendship or loyalty, it will always be there unwaveringly

It is not easy to define a joe in words
I'm lucky to have Joe.

Yes, he's amazing
by Nyavene February 13, 2010
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A Man's name. A shortened version of the name Joseph. Simply the greatest name ever. Only the smartest. most athletic, best looking, coolest and all round greatest guys are called Joe.
by Gondo Chembo October 18, 2007
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Southeastern Louisiana slang term for "cigarette". Originated within the Black community of New Orleans where Camel cigarettes were once the most popular brand due to their low price. Before modern day advertising restrictions, Joe Camel used to be on every pack of Camel cigarettes. Therefore, "Joe" became a shorter slang term for cigarette within the Black community, and eventually spread throughout all communities in New Orleans and Southeastern Louisiana.
I'm going to step outside and smoke a Joe.
by Bling Diggity July 02, 2011
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