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113.
joe
The Angel of Death, surgeon of demise, infamous butcher and rancid scienceman, mostly renowed for his work during the Hitler's Reich and his rancid scream feeding.
"Angel of death
Monarch to the kingdom of the dead
Sadistic, surgeon of demise
Sadist of the noblest blood"

- Slayer, Angel of Death (Joe)
by the Arald January 02, 2006
 
8.
Joe
A person who owns a third leg, shlong, or dode. Also loves the vagina. Milfs are considered to be his prey. Hes pretty much fucked your mom so accept it.. Hes the best looking, smartest and most athlectic guy to ever walk the earth. Also preforms intercourse extremely well. His dick is considered to be holy. The envy and role model of everyman.
Dude seriously, joe needs to knock it off or there will be no more vaginas left for us.
by joe_moreno7 September 05, 2009
 
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Joe
An Amazing person that is always ready to help. He's caring, friendly and funny. The type of person you can know for a week and its feels like you've known him forever.
A rare person to find, but when you have his friendship or loyalty, it will always be there unwaveringly

It is not easy to define a joe in words
I'm lucky to have Joe.

Yes, he's amazing
by Nyavene February 13, 2010
 
10.
Joe
simply perfection the coolest, most popular, most outgoing, funny, sexy ,most athletic people ever are named joe always the life of the party and everyone's bestfriend and the girls just cant stay away kinda guy , very laid back and can charm his way out of anything, and most people who have the name Joe are Christain believer's, a very good trait.
If i were a joe my life would be amazing!
by Zeke Wyvern December 11, 2009
 
11.
Joe
The perfect guy who can make you feel like you're the only person in the universe. He showers you with compliments and truly means what he says. His voice gives you that warm, tingly feeling you can't shake every time you hear it. Every time he tells you he loves you, you can't stop smiling. He's completely honest about everything and won't lie to you for any reason, though he can keep your secrets and won't tell anyone. He's extremely protective and won't let any other guy get near you. He knows how to make you smile even when you're sad. When it's just you and him, everything just seems perfect. Every time you're away from him, all you can think about is him, and how much you miss him. Nothing else is more important. He's the perfect guy, and I'm so glad he's mine.
Random Stranger: Hey, do you know Joe?
Me: Yeah, he's mine, BACK OFF!!
by Kirawolfie June 21, 2012
 
12.
JOE
Acronym for Jerks Off Everyday.
This is JOE. Don't mind him. He Jerks Off Everyday.
by authOOr August 08, 2006
 
13.
Joe
The cool kid, who always fits in. He tends to be quite popular, and is quite academic. The Joe of the class has humour and can make people have fun and enjoy their lives. he is one cool cat.
'Man, i am so depressed.'

'No worry, Joe's here!'

Joe: Someone say my name?

'Ha ha ha ha ha ha ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahhahhahahahhah'

ha

(hi-five to end)
by I Frosty I November 19, 2009
 
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joe
joe- meaning the sexyiest name ever created
gosh joe makes me happy in my pants
by chris arabe June 12, 2005