to impress jodie foster 

What you say when did something stupid and you really have no explanation as why you did it in the first place. Comes from the psychopath John Hinckley, Jr. who tried to assassinate Ronald Reagan to impress Jodie Foster.

Cop: "Why did you throw your milkshake at the drive-thru lady?"

Crook: "Uh...uh..to impress jodie foster.."

to impress jodie foster by tonitewedineinhell June 22, 2008

Jodie Foster'd 

To throw your cum at someone.

When Jodie Fosters character went to meet Hannibal Lecter, and an inmate of the name of Miggs proceeds to huck his semen at her.

I just Jodie Foster'd my dog

I just Jodie Foster'd my father-in-law

I just Jodie Foster'd....The Pope! *dum dum dummmm*

Jodie Foster'd by ChemicalAli May 7, 2009

Jodie Foster

A women whom you thought was attractive, and frequently made knuckle babies to, until you realized she was indeed a lesbian - and the attraction wears off.

Tevin: Hey bro, so...did you fire off some man torpedos to Gina last night?

Bro: Naw Tevin, turned out she was a real Jodie Foster...my life is ruined.

Tevin: Probably.

Jodie Foster by tedwilli9 August 21, 2008

Jodie Foster

The "Jodie Foster" or "Jodie" is a slang term for Manhattan's Lower East Side. So called because the neighborhood's frequently used initials also sound out a slang term for lesbian, of which the "Silence of the Lambs" star is one of the most iconic.

"Hey, there's this party on the Jodie tonight, you down?"

"Isn't Jamawl from Bed-Stuy?"
"Nah, he's from the Jodie Foster"

Jodie Foster by Nom Chompsky September 29, 2009

The jodie foster 

You skeet in your hand, and then proceed to flick the pastie remains in a persons face to get there attention.

Ted: Man, last night I could not quite reach the remote control, so I served my bitch the Jodie Foster.

Joey: Sweet!

The jodie foster by Serth Cerk August 11, 2006

Jodie Foster

One of the best actors out there, and one of the few childstars that actually made it as adults as well. She has won two Oscars.

Ellen: Wow, man, Jodie Foster is the best actor ever! She deserved the other two Oscars she was nominated for, dontcha think?
Erik: Uh, yeah, I guess so.

Jodie Foster by Weird El March 29, 2020

Jodie Foster

She is a beautiful woman and a very intelligent woman. She carries herself well. Her smile is unexplainably adorable.

Did you hear about Jodie Foster?
Yeah, she is hella hot and looks so young despite her age?! How?! Is she an angel!?

Jodie Foster by t00c00lforscho00l July 22, 2022