A Hard-working athelete
in High School who typically ends up getting all the hot chicks. Often hated and envied by fat losers
in marching band
who are usually (But not always) extremely ugly
from lack of self-hygene and excercise. These losers have no pride, and cannot stand up for themselves. However, they do tend to think they are "Smarter" than the Jocks. This is not always true.
To nerds, Football
players may seem like arrogant bastards who are complete dumbasses, and just run around pushing each other around. The reality is much, much, different.
Football players have to memorize hundreds of complex "plays", and have to guess exactly what the opposing team will do next. In addition, they have to all work together as a team. Add a shitload of physical work, pain, and injuries to that, and you've got one hard worker who deseves the respect he gets from peers.
The fat Nerd
, on the other hand, wastes his life playing Video Games
and wishing he was as successful as the Jock. He will often get pissed and type shit about them on Urban Dictionary, stating that they are dumbasses who won't go to college because they waste too much time on their "Dumbass Sport". The nerd, with his low social skills, will then try to get into Harvard, Yale, or some other college, and then typically drop out because of pressure and loneliness.
The Jock, on the other hand, having worked hard all through high school, both physically and mentally, will be able to benefit from this, and get
accepted into a nice college where he can continue to have a decent life.
And another thing, not all Jocks are complete dumbasses. Remember the physical and mental work in Football I mentioned? Yeah, and not all of them get bad grades either. I know this popular kid in my school who has a hot girlfriend and gets As in Geometry. Take that, nerds.
Now, I'm not saying all Nerds are fat losers, and all athletes are popular, but this is how it typically goes. Fat Nerds, stop stereotyping athletes and get a life. The Jocks have to go through shit all day, and have their flaws too. Don't think they're lives are perfect and easy, because they are not.
This definition will get many thumbs-down by the aforementioned fat losers who stereotyped athletes. Just goes to show how stupid they are.
Fat 30-something year old Slob sitting on a Couch in a Crappy Apartment: Agh, football, I've always hated it! Those football-playing idiots in school are probably all working at McDonalds! Ha!
*Phone Rings, Fat Slob picks it up*
Past Jock: Oh hey there Marty, I just wanted to know how things are going, I've always wondered what happened to you after high school. I just came across your name in the phonebook and decided to give you a call, to see how things are going.
Fat Slob: OMG Shut Up, I'm doing great! I bet you're working at McDonald's, Ha!
Past Jock: Well, no, actually, I've gotten accepted into Yale for good grades in school, and I graduated with an advanced degree in Chemical Physics. I'm living the life right now in a decent home, with a nice wife. How about you?
Fat Slob: Uhhhh...
To clear things up, there is a major difference between a jock and athletes. Jocks tend to abuse their popularity, while the athletes don't really mind who they talk to or hang out with.
Signs of a jock: Rude, arrogant, stupid, beats up people, dates only cheerleaders and hangs around other jocks
Signs of a true athlete: Love their sport, try to stay down-to-earth (a little arrogance is expected), hang out with whoever they want, date whoever they want, might beat people up but that doesn't mean it was uncalled for.
A person, who, contributes little or nothing to society.
A person who usually picks on the nerd
or someone smaller than him See: Coward
Usually plays football or some other sport that honestly will not help them in the long run.
JOCKS ARE NOT MEANT TO BE CONFUSED WITH REAL ATHLETES.
Real athletes strive as hard as they can to reach a certain goal they strive at IE: Swimming, Running, playing Basketball, Boxing.
Many MANY Jocks cannot do these sports right, and will not anytime in the future.
Jocks waste their time on such trivial things to find out that it wont matter in the future.
Their lack of IQ and talent is replaced by good social skills, that wont matter in the long run either.
Jocks own ricers and (Despite popular belief,) spend most of their time on the internet.
The jock is the epitome of wastefulness - An unknown Roman soldier before the fall of rome.
Dumbass athletes who get all the chicks in high school. They end up bagging our groceries, cleaning public toilets and flipping burgers at McDonald's after high school. They usually like group showers with other jocks after doing their dumbass sports.
I hate jocks.
The kid in high school who's parents paid everything for. Generally having poor grades, driving a nice car as if he earned it, hitting on all the slutty girls and getting attention because of his sell-out style and flashy white teeth.
There goes that shit-faced jock in his red sports car again. Probably just got back from another AIDS-infested party.
an ape desended life form that is in close relation to a human but not in the homo-sapian classification of human species. the jock is in the lower hiarchy of man known as the dumasasapian species.
Everyone knows that jocks provide the missing ling and prove evolution.
Jock. US slang for the thick-but-amiable types that always do well socially. No idea how, for most of them are arrogant bastards who think that the world would blow itself up in mourning if they were to die. Also, they tend to lie for each othe to keep their noses clean.
Ostracism by such admirable specimens resulted in Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold perpetrating the Columbine
massacre of 1999. So, in an odd kind of way, they're partially responsible. But that's neither here nor there. Feminine: preppy
ass holes, who think they are the hottest most ardorable people in the world, when they have small dicks and cant preform good in bed because they think too much of themselves. Thats why cheerleaders dont go out with the same jock twice, cuz they all have to small a dick, or sometimes they do go out with the same jock cuz they think it grew overnight....lol....stupid bitches
Matt: Hey babe could u give me more head
Betsey: OMG No, ur such a jock!