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A term used by English people to generally describe Scottish people in a derogatory fashion (was once a common male nickname within Scotland). It is now considered to verge on racism when used by a non-Scot. The Scottish equivalent for the Irish "Paddy" or "Bog-trotter".
"Those bloody Jocks are at it again with their whinging over the Barnett Formula and North Sea oil revenues."
by Phil McCracken December 03, 2004
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Jock. US slang for the thick-but-amiable types that always do well socially. No idea how, for most of them are arrogant bastards who think that the world would blow itself up in mourning if they were to die. Also, they tend to lie for each othe to keep their noses clean.

Ostracism by such admirable specimens resulted in Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold perpetrating the Columbine massacre of 1999. So, in an odd kind of way, they're partially responsible. But that's neither here nor there. Feminine: preppy.
by KHD June 11, 2003
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A guy who participates in sports. Usually an arrogant bastard who is popular. They usually listen to gangster rap and think they are black. They also think the world would blow itself up if they weren't popular and are fucking rich. They usually own ricers, or fast cars that their parents bought them. They usually have a sister that is a chearleeder who is also popular. He usually fucks her and other cheerleaders.

In other words, an arrogant dumbass who thinks he is DA KING OF DA WORLD.
It's the coolest job to me.....
by DJ-BILLZ March 13, 2005
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A jock is a young male whose entire life revolves around proving that he is superior to everone else, hence, the involvement in competitive sports. Jocks are trained to trample on other people without feeling any remorse. Some females can be jocks, too. The important thing is NOT that they are actually good at sports, but that they ernestly believe that they are superior and that they act that way. They, of course, have their circle of friends (as many as possible, so as to show everyone how "friendly" they are and to make themselves feel good) who they do acknowledge as nearly their equals. But anybody else is dirt beneath their feet and not worthy to even speak to them.
You see them everywhere. Some stop being jocks after high school, when they find out they really weren't that great after all, even in their chosen sport. Others remain jocks throughout college, or welding school, or whatever. Some remain jocks into their thirties and beyond. By then, it has nothing to do with sports. It's all in the attitude as, of course, it always was.
by Varbir March 30, 2006
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A jock is an idiot. For some reason,jocks get all the chicks even though they are arrogant and well..complete idiots. They think life's a sport and having sex with the cheerleaders. However, they end being the biggest losers.
" That jock thinks he's the king of the world because he's popular, but he's gonna end up being a loser flipping burgers at McDonalds."

I'm not saying all jocks end up flipping burgers, but usually the arrogant ones( and there's a lot of them)are the ones who end up being losers.
by Eggy_Chuck5 May 26, 2005
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An arrogant dumbass who usually participates in football. He acts like he's "da tuffest thang on da block", and are usually popular. They own riced out Civics with Gullwing doors and a huge ass exhaust pipe, plus spinners. They consider themselves "gangstas" and "hardnuts". They usually listen to gangster rap and think they are black. For an example of a jock (though not exactly described in this definition), see Connor on the movie The New Guy.

And to the guy who said "omg dis word is used by goths anti-socialists punks bush supporters", shut the fuck up. Stop acting like a dumbass. Everyone knows goths/punks don't really envy the popular people.
Retarded jock:"Omg i love football, I hate rock because it aint gangsta, i love rap and everyone that isn't like me is a fucking geek omg omg omg omg omgomgomgomgomgomg"
by Blahb March 08, 2005
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stupid athletes who happen to be assholes and go absolutely nowhere in life.
Whoa, it's a dumb jock(suprise!)
by A-Man October 19, 2003
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