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Joacoloco 

Nickname for a crazy guy named Joaquin. Translates to “Crazy Joaco” if you ever meet a Joacoloco get ready to have one of the craziest nights of your life. It’ll be dangerous but definitely memorable. People usually refer to these nights as Joaco Nights.
Dude 1: “Bro yesterday I went to a bar with Joacoloco!”
Dude 2: “How did it go?!”
Dude 1: “Dude’s crazy, we were supposed to uber back home. The next thing I know is that he got the uber driver fucked up and we are actually going to a strip club. That was just the beginning of the night you can’t even imagine what happened next”
Joacoloco by Dancingcoyote November 22, 2019
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joccoa JoCo jaccob joccin jocko jockocracy Joycon josco joycon boyz jacco

joycon boyz 

the name of team of nintendo fans made by a guy with a flat top
Can we get a Joycon Boyz!?
JOYCON BOYZ!
joycon boyz by TheCosmicGuy March 30, 2017

Joctournal 

Similar to the word, nocturnal, Joctournal is the action of staying up all night due to being turned on by jock straps.
Ex.
Allana: “Hey, Jordan! How’d you sleep?”

Jordan: “Not good, Allana. I stayed up all night thinking of that video you showed me last week about jock straps. I think I’m becoming Joctournal.”

Allana: “Jordan, that’s fucking disgusting!! :)”
Joctournal by Weebdestroyer July 24, 2018

JOYCON BOYZ 

The group you're part of if you're in America and stayed up hella late to watch the 2017 Nintendo Switch Presentation.
EtikaWorldNetwork: Can we get a JOYCON BOYZ in the chat, please?
JOYCON BOYZ by spedometer14 December 10, 2017
Jaccob is the kind of name you only give to the absolute best of the best. he is a smooth talking, big dick having, tall, handsome dude that will snatch up your bitch in an instant.
oh shit hide your girl here comes Jaccob

oh he's kind of hot i guess but have you seen Jaccob
Jaccob by xX_CardiacArrest_Xx June 20, 2019
To throw out compliments alone at the bar, but tell people your friends were too drunk and went home. Usually a joecow leads to people buying you drinks because you were nice. Also used in the context of rollerskating in short shorts in a large public areas.
yo, I just joecowed that chick and she bought me a shot.

Dude. I saw the funniest thing, a dude was joecowing down Sepulveda and some drunk homeless lady tried grabbing his dick.
joecow by sharkpard May 1, 2010