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Jockocracy 

(rarely spelled as "jocktocracy")

A scholastic environment (usually college/university, sometimes high school) where sports/athletics are placed as the highest priority of “education”, above (often far above) all others. Sports/athletic participants (“jocks”) are viewed, by those in charge, as the greatest heroes of this environment. They are usually aware of this, and take unfair advantage of it – usually exerting unfair influence on non-jocks, and non-athletic instructors. Often, they get away with this more freely than others would. (This usually drags down the actual educational standards of the entire institution.)

Commercial work situations managed by rabid sports fans can have a similar situation.
Funding for math and science were cut, again, because this is a jockocracy.
Jockocracy by Lite Yagami August 23, 2008
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Jockocracy 

An oppressive, totailitarian government of jock overseers that seeks to subjugate the less athletic for their own political gains.
Jockocracy by Nick O"Lantern July 2, 2007

jockocracy 

College micro-society ruled by Abercrombie-and-Fitch wearing, baseball-cap-packing frat boys.
“Now, restaurant fail. Children go to state college. Serious students powerless against drunken jockocracy. Baseball hats everywhere.”
jockocracy by tikaro October 27, 2003

jockocracy 

when preppy retard jocks rule a school/a college/the world, and make the rest of us miserable and endlessly annoyed.
"Down With Jockocracy!"
jockocracy by taylor May 30, 2004

Cockocracy 

The political power of the penis within a hierarchal structure, normally between men.
Size matters in the cockocracy of the locker room
Cockocracy by Cockcrocratic April 12, 2014

cockocracy 

When men dominate over women in any given situation. To be part of the cockocracy one must have a cock.
Woman-"Shotgun"
Man-"Im sorry you get automatic back seat due to the cockocracy, and the other male gets the front seat."
cockocracy by Joe and Anthony September 26, 2006

Jackocrackolackin 

Wow that dude is the shit he’s a jackocrackolackin .
Jackocrackolackin by Kalli k November 16, 2019