by Youngkingdavefanclub August 10, 2017
by Joaquin Moment December 29, 2021
The act of anticipating the grueling tasks involving team work and stepping forward as the pioneer of progress by beginning the work often keeping it simple and brief, thus removing oneself from the responsibility of monitoring the evolution of the project or rendering the final product.
On an email or text message:
"Hey team, i'll send the introduction to the 19th century Marxism paper, later tonight"
-That guy is pulling a Joaquin on us-
"Hey team, i'll send the introduction to the 19th century Marxism paper, later tonight"
-That guy is pulling a Joaquin on us-
by Depardieus September 2, 2012
A once great actor who basically said "Fuck this shit" and grew a kickass beard and started a new rap career. Joaquin went on David Letterman and totally fucked his shit up, he put gum under the dude's table didn't watch or talk about a movie he starred in and had a nervous tick. His performances are out of this world also, while Joaquin was rapping he walked straight off a stage and fell to the ground like air was ground or something. In another performance Joaquin let niggas know what was good when he wrecked this dude for heckling him on stage. His debut album is set to drop in 09'
Hey did you see Joaquin Phoenix on David Letterman last night?
Yeah, why did he look like a hobo and looked like he didn't want to be there?
Cuz he's G Bro!
Yeah, why did he look like a hobo and looked like he didn't want to be there?
Cuz he's G Bro!
by roc18 March 13, 2009
A very rare disease one can attain from watching too many or acting in too many M. Night Shyamalan films. Though it may seem like a joke, this is a serious matter that must be addressed summarily. This disease can attenuate motivation, make you grow comical facial hair, face plant off a stage, increase your need to take narcotics by 675% as well as make one place gum under David Lettermans desk. Serious side effects include making one quit acting and start rapping. If indeed M. Night Shymalan is the cause of this, Mel Gibson and Bruce Willis should be joining NO LIMIT RECORDS any day now.
I woke up in an alley with a Moses like beard with needles all around me after a 14 day bender. I smelled of urine and appeared to have shat myself as well. Rather that shave and shower, all I could think about doing was rapping. When my crack dealer told me I might have been Joaquin-Phoenixed, I knew I should not have watched Sings 87 times last month.
by TB2-nola February 13, 2009
An very good-looking actor who has been in many movies in which he was wonderful. He is sometimes credited as Leaf Phoenix. He also has very captivating eyes.
"So, have you seen and good movies lately?"
"Yeah, I saw 'Parenthood' with Joaquin Phoenix when he was younger, and he was soooo cute!"
"Yeah, I saw 'Parenthood' with Joaquin Phoenix when he was younger, and he was soooo cute!"
by red_rose September 5, 2005
by PunishedCherryVII March 17, 2019