Dangerously similar to Nagin’in. (See Nagin’d) This is when a grown man acts like an upset infant. Symptoms include large amounts of pouting, teeth sucking, blame casting, frowning, and crying when one doesn’t get his way. Late stages of this virus include airballing free throws, having ridiculous nicknames, not winning championships and tossing chalk in the air for attention. (Similar to a baby and his rattle) If someone you know is throwing up chalk in the air prior to a basketball game, there is nothing you can do for him, he’s gone. This is a serious condition that is extremely contagious, people close to someone that is Lebron’in should head for the hills immediately. Trust me, it’s better off if you get infected with HIV as opposed to the LeBron’in virus. Some notable people that are infected with this are Stephen A Smith, Mayor Nagin, Barrack Obama, Sean Penn and Tom Cruise.
Example #1 LeBron'in
You should have seen this guy Lebron’in at Subway yesterday. They didn’t have any honey oat bread so he stood on a table and threw chalk all over the place. When we realized that cat was LeBron’in, everybody dipped…. real quick.
Me and Bay-wolf were at the bar last night, we saw this guy get shot down by this chick, he then blamed it on Global Warming and whaling, then threw chalk at the bouncer. Poor bastard, he was so close to the chalk/LeBron’in virus…he started blaming Bush for his beer gut.
I was playing ball at the Y yesterday and this dude came in with a jersey with a #1 on the back named “The King.” My man bo-vice smashed on him like 3 times, took his rock at will, stuffed him 17 times, and put him in the hospital after he crossed him crippled. He blamed his shoes right before he hit the Dr. with some chalk.
A very rare disease one can attain from watching too many or acting in too many M. Night Shyamalan films. Though it may seem like a joke, this is a serious matter that must be addressed summarily. This disease can attenuate motivation, make you grow comical facial hair, face plant off a stage, increase your need to take narcotics by 675% as well as make one place gum under David Lettermans desk. Serious side effects include making one quit acting and start rapping. If indeed M. Night Shymalan is the cause of this, Mel Gibson and Bruce Willis should be joining NO LIMIT RECORDS any day now.
I woke up in an alley with a Moses like beard with needles all around me after a 14 day bender. I smelled of urine and appeared to have shat myself as well. Rather that shave and shower, all I could think about doing was rapping. When my crack dealer told me I might have been Joaquin-Phoenixed, I knew I should not have watched Sings 87 times last month.
Debo’d (noun) A derivative of the word ”Debo”, the bully from the hit movie Friday. This is the act of jumping, beating, punking, chumping or straight taking something from someone. Both tangible and intangible things can be Debo’d from someone.
Tangible Example of Debo'd -- Thug: Yo son straight up, gimme those Jordans.
Soon to be salty white boy: Come dude, I mean geez, I just bought these yesterday.
Thug: Word is bond son, gimme them J’s or u getting straight Debo’d fo’ em.
Soon to be salty white boy: No way man, buy you own when Obama gives you thousands for being black..
Thug: What you say white boy!! That’s it, now you getting Debo’d…..
Salty white boy: (As he climbs out the dumpster) Geezzzz…..I guess “Debo’d means shoeless…..
Intangible Example of Debo'd -- Inmate #66: Damn nigga, you see that pretty ass white boy that just got assigned to cell 35 in D block.
Inmate #102: Hell-yea I seen his ass, he must be one of them enron bitches.
Inmate#66: Yea I got his enron…….Yo son word to-motha…He getting srtaight Debo’d fo his manhood tonite.
Phart (verb) When a man has to take a serious leek and drop a huge sh*t simultaneously. Not having the time to drop the deuce, he chooses to urinate. While the mans pee exits with fire hose like pressure, he then attempts to fart. This triggers either a nasty shart or a turd to be deposited in the mans underwear. (pee-fart = phart)
While peeing late last night I pharted and dropped a scissored off turtle head on my bathroom floor…….
Derived from Ray (“Chocolate City” or “Sugar Ray”) Nagin, the Mayor of New Orleans. This multifarious word should be incorporated into Webster’s Dictionary, via sheer principle (1) To blame a catastrophic or even tiny problem on someone or something else though it’s mainly your fault. Strikingly tantamount to how Sugar Ray blamed, or Nagin’d, President Bush post-Katrina. (2) To do ones job extremely below par or to set a new bar for inefficiency and general unpopularity. This inefficiency normally leads to political meltdowns and very bad press. (Similar to “Shrewted” -The Office) (3) To act as childish and as unprofessionally as humanly possible. Similar to when Mayor Nagin publicly called New Orleans a “Chocolate City”, or the fashion in which Iverson expressed his disinterest in, “Practice.”
Example # 1 – Nagin -- Or Getting Nagin’d by the barkeep. Patron at local bar: Yo bartender, why does my White Russian taste all soapy?
Bartender: Dude, the dishwasher is new so it uses a lot of soap man…. get off my bac(k)---(cut off my patron)
Patron at local bar: Don’t gimme any damn Nagin!!!!! Rinse before you pour moron. Make me another drink, this time hold the soap---and the Nagin…..... I feel Nagin'd...
Example # 2 – Nagin’d –
Obama: Hey Joe, do you think it was smart to make Hillary the Sec. of the State?
Biden: I think it was smart Barry, now she can’t run against you in the next primary.
Obama: This is true, but it seems that she is internationally and domestically hated. I also think she has the intellect of Wolf Blitzer, and we all know he’s a retarded puppet. Do you think we can get screwed here? Could we be Nagin’d by Hillary?
Biden: With the press getting out backs, we really can’t be Nagin’d by anything. However let’s hope that she stays in the closet until we’re through here. If she came out in the near future, we would get catastrophically Nagin’d.
Obama: Gosh darn it Joe, you’re right. Tell her and Rosie O’Donnell to keep it quiet for a bit.
Example # 3 – Nagin’in - Or Getting Nagin’d by a Governor
Howard Dean: "If you told us a year ago we would have taken 3rd in Iowa, we have given anything for that. Not only are we going to New Hampshire, Tom Harkin….We’re going to South Carolina, Oklahoma, Arizona, North Dakota, New Mexico, California, Texas, New York, South Dakota, Oregon, then Washinton…AND MICHIGAN!!!!!!! ……THEN WE’RE GOING TO WARSCH-INGTON D.C TO TAKE BACK THE WHITE HOUSE…………YYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Me in my living room: What a classic, classless, Liberal political example of a Nagin’in infant-like nut job. Why do I feel Nagin’d by that Nagin’in loser Ray Nagin. Wait a minute….doesn’t Howard Dean do stunts for Little Richard in gay movies?
A man, usually a caucasian, who no matter what day of the year, or what season, dresses as if he came to work on a Harley. His attire consists of the following: Tight jeans, Napoleon Dynamite moon boots, long hair, shirts with different color flames as well as a token “bad ass” leather jacket, often with skulls. However despite the tough decor, this man is usually a pussy and closet homosexual. This explains his obvious overcompensation for his unnecessary attire or possibly the fact that he owns no Harley.
Dude, he came to work in a smart car. Why is he dressed like he came in a Harley? Holy shit, are those moon boots? Ohhh ok I get it, he’s got to be a penis loving Harleyman.