Street jizzer

One who ejaculates on the street after a hand favour

Ben morgan ejaculated on the street after being tossed off by amy fell. He is a street jizzer.

by Chrije July 20, 2010

serial jizzer

One who consistently ejaculates on different people and surfaces.

Dude Hakeem busts nuts everywhere, and on everyone he can, buddy is a serial jizzer.

by Davinator59 August 25, 2014

Jesus Jizzer

A person who is so religious, they want to slam it in your face any chance they get. You can often tell even from their bumper stickers. These people are said to be "jizzin' for Jesus."

"Aww, man! They have the fish on their trunk AND they're going slow. Damn Jesus Jizzers!

by nicatnite January 28, 2011

jizzer fizzer

when you jizz in someones mouth and they gargle your cum.

that girl last night did a jizzer fizzer and she choked.

by bramo2 January 23, 2010

jizzer's crust

1. Dry flaky substance consisting of old semen, usually found around the genital area of someone who doesn't wash and therefore is probably only from masturbation.

2. The son of god.

1. Smelly farmer to farmer's smelly wife - "I fancy a nice bit of that jizzer's crust you've got on that hairy pie."

2. Person who has just witnessed the return of the messiah - "Holy jumpin fuckin jizzers crust!"

by Jizzers Crust June 21, 2006

Towel Jizzer

Someone who jizzes in a towel, groaning under their sheets at night, only to be found by your unsuspecting roommate.
ie: Jantzen.

"Jantzen, you towel jizzer!"

by NarNar October 8, 2004

Jizzer Muff

Jizzer Muff is when you jizz in your muff. Meaning you cum in your pubic hair. Also what Felipe eats for dinner.

Eww hes a jizzer muff.

Aww look what Felipes eatin its a jizzer muff.

by StormSammons August 7, 2009