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the act of stroking the male genetalia until jizm shoots out. done by male teenagers multiple times a day.
Z:I stroked it yesterday and it got all over my underwear! and my sister sat on it!

J: I sneezed and jizmized at the same time and it shot all over my face!

Ben: have you ever jizmized so many times in a day your penis started to bleed?
J:no.... .....
Ben:Oh....Akward....
Jizmize by joemister April 21, 2006
To shoot your cum over a girl/ persons face for the first time.effectively to baptize Them with your cum.and of course being a religious act every girl should be willing to oblige!
I shot my cum all over her face last night for the first time.she loved her jismize a lovely baptism of cum
jismize by rage gc September 24, 2013
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