jinxed toad

when a man is having sex, and misses that girl's asshole, stabbing her buttcheek with his penis and fractures it, and screams

"Mark and Jamie were doing some hardcore sex scene in a porn movie, but Mark totally pulled a jinxed toad and really fucked up"

"AHHH! JINXED TOAD! SHIT!"

by MMjr April 5, 2009

jinx tko

A highly skilled individual who cannot function effectively in a team environment.

"Jinxy Cat Jinxy Cat where are you?"

by supadrai December 3, 2003

Jeffries Jinx

When Gary makes a sporting bet with Dan, no matter what team/result Gary will lose resulting in loss of funds

Dan”yep I’ll take that result off you Gary ..the Jeffries jinx will strike again...I’m a shoe in..you should have some respect

by Mr Gibbles January 15, 2019

Hyper Jinx

When two people say the same thing at the same time, and then both say "Jinx" at the same time, if someone says "Hyper Jinx" the other person will be sentenced to a life of eternal shame. If two people Hyper Jinx each other at the same time, the universe will implode.

Frank and Shlepp (simultaneously): And then i found a dollar!

Frank and Shlepp (simultaneously): Jinx!
Frank and Shlepp (simultaneously): Hyper Jinx!!
*implode*

by Shleppy the Orangey Pant January 30, 2011

Jinx Hijack

The occurrence of 2 or more people saying the same exact phrase at the same time.

But, instead of one of the participants exclaiming, "Jinx!" another person may exclaim "Jinx Hijack!" and "Hijack" the jinx from the victims, thus making them speechless.

{10:10:10 p.m.} Jack: I sure am hungry.
{10:10:10 p.m.} Brad: I sure am hungry.
{10:10:11 p.m.} Cecil: Jinx Hijack!

by Bradley Giglio June 29, 2008

E-Jinx

Same word or sentence typed at the same time while two people are chatting online

I got E-Jinxed e-jinxed because my girl & I typed the same sentence at the same time while chatting the other night

by Quilly the Porcupine April 22, 2009

chinks jinx

When you're gambling in a casino and a chinese person sits down next to you and you immediately start to lose.

I was kicking ass at the blackjack table then Yao sat down and gave the whole table the chinks jinx.

by D.M. Hakkan May 12, 2008