Jilana

A girl who is totally awesome in every way. A romantic and very loving person. Kind hearted, but try not to piss her off. She has a bold sense of fashion and doesn’t mind letting everyone around her know. No situation scares her, she hits issues head on. Flowers grow where she walks. She can impregnate a virgin just by looking at them.

virgin walking down the street: hello.
Jilana: *smiles*
virgin: Woah did I just get laid?
3rd party: No. You just got Jilanad.

by chuckandra February 6, 2010