Common sightings of Jew-Jitsu masters are extremely skinny, and can range from skin colors yellow to green, with shades of purple. Effective against toddlers, but useless against adults.
Abraham: But, Master! I have not completed the late-night in-the-dark homosexual acts!
Chun: Very well then.
Marine: Hike those pants up soldier, i aint' havin' no jew-jitsu 'round my encampment!
VICTIM: Goddamnit I fucking hate these fucking Jews and their JewJitsu bullshit...