Average Jews Girl friend: I love you.
Bad Guy: Both of you shut the fuck up!
Average Jew's Girl Friend: Oh noes! A bad guy!
Bad Guy: If you don't get out of my way i am going to hurt you punk!
Average Jew: Don't worry honey I know Jew-Jitsu!
*Average Jew Gives away his money and his woman and runs away*
VICTIM: Goddamnit I fucking hate these fucking Jews and their JewJitsu bullshit...