Literally meaning the "art of cowardness", is a Jewish martial art consisting primarily of giving away money. Jew-Jitsu evolved among the average of Jew of The United States as a method for dispatching an armed and armored opponent in situations where the use of money would make a attacker go away. Due to the difficulty of dispatching an armored opponent with striking techniques, the most efficient methods for neutralizing an enemy took the form of giving away a wallet full of money, checks, credit cards and bags of gold. These techniques were developed around the principle of being VERY rich.
Average Jew: I love you sweet heart.
Average Jews Girl friend: I love you.
Bad Guy: Both of you shut the fuck up!
Average Jew's Girl Friend: Oh noes! A bad guy!
Bad Guy: If you don't get out of my way i am going to hurt you punk!
Average Jew: Don't worry honey I know Jew-Jitsu!
*Average Jew Gives away his money and his woman and runs away*
February 14, 2008