Literally meaning the "art of cowardness", is a Jewish martial art consisting primarily of giving away money. Jew-Jitsu evolved among the average of Jew of The United States as a method for dispatching an armed and armored opponent in situations where the use of money would make a attacker go away. Due to the difficulty of dispatching an armored opponent with striking techniques, the most efficient methods for neutralizing an enemy took the form of giving away a wallet full of money, checks, credit cards and bags of gold. These techniques were developed around the principle of being VERY rich.
Average Jew: I love you sweet heart.

Average Jews Girl friend: I love you.

Bad Guy: Both of you shut the fuck up!

Average Jew's Girl Friend: Oh noes! A bad guy!

Bad Guy: If you don't get out of my way i am going to hurt you punk!

Average Jew: Don't worry honey I know Jew-Jitsu!

*Average Jew Gives away his money and his woman and runs away*
by bebo February 14, 2008
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Ancient martial art Created by Mortichai Weinstein in the ages of Jesus. Ninjews practice this to this day, which is an art form of Grace, coveting, and throwing Ninja Stars-of-David
Man, that Ninjew really kicked their asses. He must study onder the Hebrew Guru.
by The BIG Nasty March 11, 2005
To fight someone IN COURT.
I beat that boys ass!

Yeah, but now he's gonna throw some Jew Jitsu on you!
by Mike Comanche March 04, 2009
The kung fu art practiced by those of jewish decent. Typically it involves throwing stars of david.
Hey Barry Goldstein is a black belt in jewjitsu, don't mess with him.
by dannyfisch November 19, 2007
A jewish martial art.
A thug tried to steal the jewish mans jew gold but ended getting knocked the fuck out by the heebs jew jitsu moves.
by jew jitsu master March 30, 2010
The martial art of avoiding debt
Floyd owes everyone money, but he avoids the topic and make no intention of ever paying anyone back. He must be a 5th degree black belt in the art of Jew-Jitsu
by contactedmundhere April 10, 2015
1) The art of combat in which the victor takes any money or belongings from his or her opponent. If there is a tie, the two Jews must fight over a penny... Hence, the invention of copper wire.
JEW: Thanks for the gold, pussy.

VICTIM: Goddamnit I fucking hate these fucking Jews and their JewJitsu bullshit...
by Maijala June 02, 2011
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