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Jew-Tang Clan

AKA the 12 apostles. They dropped sick verses, and were abunch of homies that went out to brunch every sunday.
Person 1: "Yo, you hear those verses the Jew-Tang Clan dropped in that mixtape a few hundred years back?"

Person 2: "Yeah bro, I heard Judas was a snitch though"

Person 1: "Yeah, he got what he deserved"

(Daps)........
Jew-Tang Clan by B` Nappy October 23, 2011
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Jew Tang Clan 

Jew Tang Clan: n. Informal

A group of Jewish kids that love rap music and live in NYC. Their role models include but are not limited to the Beastie Boys, Ali G. (not a Jew but could pass for one) and A Tribe Called Quest – just cause their dope. Requirement: The clan in question was a break dancing crew at one point but it fell apart when they discovered MBA programs, law school, and Med school.
I used to have a sick Jew Tang Clan but I got a 700 on the GMAT and now I have to go to NYU for my MBA...
Jew Tang Clan by Don't Hate June 11, 2006

Jew Tang Clan 

A group of ill jews who smoke fat blunts and drink all day and are good at math.... They pull all kinds of pussy and act gangster until they see a black dude.
fuckin sketch balls that foos from the jew tang clan. i best not front or he's gon bussa cap in my ass
Jew Tang Clan by triple s's October 19, 2006
a dirty stingy stinky jewish cunt
Steve is being a huge jewtang by not giving us money for weed
jewtang by Rabbi Stinge July 8, 2007
A Jew or a person who has become Jewish, that becomes stereotypically more and more infatuated with money/law school/or pharmaceuticals, and morphs into a figure of large muscular mass and tall stature.
Liberals may find the word jewtant offensive.

He turned into a jewtant.
jewtant by Alexmanvoobington September 10, 2016
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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