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jew-bake 

to cook beyond well done, burnt to a delightfully crunchy crisp, blackened to an african color...preferably in a giant oven
Example 1:
Cook: OH FUCK!! i jewbaked those brownies FUCKITY FUCK FUCK!
Example 2:
Dude: I'd like a bacon cheeseburger with a n soj.
Waitress: How would you like that cooked?
Dude: Jewbaked please.
Waitress: Of course.....PSST meet me in the bathroom AND WE'LL HAVE WILD RACOON SEX!
jew-bake by GG_VVV January 1, 2007
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crazy jew baker

when a man wraps a large amount of bread dough around his penis shaping it into a bread loaf while slapping the woman hes fucking on the ass with a baking paddle yelling " wheres the money".
"Matt says to john, last night i gave my girl the crazy Jew baker, she couldn't sit on chairs for around 3 hours after it."
crazy jew baker by abysssss April 5, 2010
Pretty self-explanatory

.. For the less knowledgable ones, it is the act of burning a jew whether in a oven or tied around a wooden pole.
Dave: I just pwned that jewbake
jewbake by Kylowned August 27, 2006

jewbaked 

To put into an oven until burnt to a crisp.
Put the bread in the oven and burn it to a crisp so its jewbaked
jewbaked by jew baked November 5, 2014
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026