03 Jetta GLI....I recommend anyone who's gay and thinks that Jettas are for girls test drive this magnificently fast car.
by Drego April 24, 2003
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A superior car by anyone standards. It is not manufactured in detroit, nor Japan, but by a German corporation. Also being designed by German engineers ensure it a durability and life line that pretty much obliterates the land yaughts preferred by ignorant Americans.
Is the Jetta American? No. Thus it's not made by Ford or Chevy, not even Chrysler? Thank God for that.
by Sentience January 12, 2003
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Very cool car (especially the old ones, Mk2 and the rare Mk1), damn fast and sleek looking. The new ones are a little girly, but still beat the doors off of 90% of Civics out there.
There goes one fast 92 16v.
by Jason September 9, 2003
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a good car. Guys can get one, and not have to think twice about it hurting their masculinity ONLY if you get the the 1.8t, or the GLI
gurls can get whatev they want
ima get apr stage 3 for my jetta 1.8t, burn some vipers!!
by seane November 22, 2003
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A sexy car that only hot girls drive
Only hot young girls drive Jetta's -The other woman
by Jennna July 6, 2015
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Jettais an amazing girlfriend. She is sweet,kind,and a bad ass. She is very self-conscious about herself. She thinks very low of her self if u get a chance complent her. She need it. If you come across a Jetta DO NOT LET HER GO.
Jetta is awesome
by Babbypussy September 15, 2018
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A small, compact car that is for GIRLS ONLY. if a male is seen driving any type of jetta, he will immediately be called a douche, faggot, queer, of homosexual. If you are a male and you drive a jetta, do humanity a favor and get a new car.
"Was that a male in the driver's seat of that jetta?"

"Oh yeah. what a douchebag."
by yeeyeeyeeehyphy February 24, 2010
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