Jetta

A stylishly hip automobile with a non-gender bias. Often times confused as a car strictly for women by men who are unsure of their sexuality.

There goes Jordan in his Jetta. I'm glad to see he isn't having a sexual identity crisis.

by Bungalow Bill June 28, 2002

Jetta

A female New York Jets Fan. how you address another female jets fan.

Michelle, Heather and Kristine are meeting up with other Jettas at this week's tailgate.

by EL CHAPO JET MYSTERIO June 24, 2016

Jetta

A sedan made by Volkswagen, or the literal expression of God, the almighty.

Praise the Jetta...





Touch it.

by #4 February 1, 2005

Jetta

a "zippy" Mexican-built car that has superb German engineering, first-rate interior materials, and is loaded with safety features.

Anyone who thinks the Jetta is solely a woman's car is gay. Men with sophistication drive Jettas, not stupid insecure rat bastards who wish they had as nice a car.

Don't let the funky moniker of the Jetta fool you--it's a great car.

by PW January 12, 2003

The jetta

Giving it to a girl in a Vw jetta while her head is in the trunk either missionary or give it from behind usually ends in a headache for the trunkee.

Nikki had a headache after I gave her the jetta, I loved hearing her head hit the trunk while I made hard pelvic thrust.

by Brady September 26, 2016

jetta

The Jetta is a beast european car that will eat hondas alive......rarrrrr....The VR6 with a nasty turbo will say hello and goodbye to V8's everywhere if you look in images you will see my Hungry Jetta......with the 17's

Crowd: OMG LOOK ITS A Jetta
2005 V6 mustang guy: you really think that lil ricer is gonna beat me???
..3...2...1....go....
VROOM
Mustang Guy: holy cow i think i just soild my panties...

by Macdaddycain300 May 6, 2005

Jetta

a small compact car,which eats gas, has no center consule, is impossible to have sex in the back seat, and has a never ending smell of crayons.

"yo dawg, you smell that Jetta, bitch lookin like a 64 pack of Crayola on wheels."

by Brozzle November 8, 2007