The act of building something (most commonly) furniture or carpentry without the use of power tools.
by metriodz February 26, 2011
a sexual act which requires 4 seperate parties (usually consensual) including 1 well endowed male and 4 females (hot) where the man lies on his back as if on a crucifix, while the 4 females are positioned on: Finger of right hand, finger of left hand, face and penis.
Apparently last night Huw got 4 girls drunk and endulged in a session of Jesusing with them . . . What a legend!!!
by Bodger and Badger (pjm, 139) February 25, 2010
When a male and a female engage in intercourse and the man pulls out of her butthole and exclaims "I wash my hands of this !" He then un sheaths his long sword and cuts a two inch hole in her side. He then cums vigorously onto her internal organs
by WhiteGuyWithABBC January 21, 2015
by lordacro April 7, 2006
Pat Robertson is a jesuser. So was Jerry Falwell.
by John Urbane January 24, 2012
To become an annoying, over-the-top, born again Christian.
"He used to be fun and drink with us at parties, but now he's all mellow and God-this and God-that after getting all Jesused."
by Dr. Charles Dromedary September 9, 2011
the act of putting out your arms as if like jesus on the cross can be done like planking where a photo is taken in a certain spot
by thyisnothorses July 19, 2011