Jesus Christ is the best! <3
by OldHandleMcBroom May 14, 2021
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by Wistopher December 1, 2019
The son of God who came down to Earth to literally die like a lamb to the slaughter so that we could have everlasting life. People think he's a magician but how does a magician show up somewhere randomly and heal hundreds of thousands of people from things like cancer and leprosy?
Timmy: You worshipping your magical sky daddy?
Random christian on the street: I don't worship some "sky daddy," I worship Jesus Christ, my lord and savior!
Random christian on the street: I don't worship some "sky daddy," I worship Jesus Christ, my lord and savior!
by Faded_Grace07 August 1, 2021
a bad ass hippy. seriously, think about it, he whore sandles all the time, he had long ass hair and a beard, and he talked about peace and harmony. he was the idle tree hugger.
jesus christ is a stoner
by brooksy2410 May 20, 2007
by SoBsubsidiary> August 25, 2022
the first magician to go public with his tricks, but seeing as people back then were like really stupid they thought he was a god: idiots
dude lets go see jesus christ man hes gonna turn water into wine!
how the hell is he gunna do that?
dnt knw all i knw is we look away then we turn around nad yea man its changed its insane!
how the hell is he gunna do that?
dnt knw all i knw is we look away then we turn around nad yea man its changed its insane!
by jackass_12345 May 13, 2007