A chist is a conditon caused by fatness. It's when one's chin extends down into the chest and becomes a single entity, a jiggling indistinguishable sloping mass of lard.
Alfred Hitchcock is perhaps a classic example of a chist. Also various facebook whores attempt to nullify or hide their chists by placing the camera above the head, looking upwards and then taking a picture from an aerial point of view using extensive lighting tricks to further obfuscate any other forms of facial fuglyness.
by Believo June 17, 2009
by ahdsud May 20, 2006
Chist is the short form of chi and hist, which means Chinese history. it is often misunderstood as christ spelled wrong, but when people say chist they mean chinese history
by cloudneko125 December 31, 2022
1. Chist! My computer froze and my paper's due in two hours!
2. A). -what did u get on your report card?
B)- I got straight A's
A). chist thats good
3. Oh, Chist! My dog crapped on my bed!
2. A). -what did u get on your report card?
B)- I got straight A's
A). chist thats good
3. Oh, Chist! My dog crapped on my bed!
by Shawn B. May 6, 2003
by spessmee December 27, 2008
One badass cuss word invented at Camp Woodward by the 'White Wolf'
Generally used for any cuss word only when sounding natural. Often replacing the word 'shit.'
Generally used for any cuss word only when sounding natural. Often replacing the word 'shit.'
by Pi September 19, 2003