Man who was nailed to a plank for saying how nice it would be if everyone was nice to each other. Had his message misinterpreted by millions who now think it is their job to persecute certain groups of people(christians).
Jesus:be nice to others.
by Jonjo January 15, 2005
Purest example of love ever known, love in a form that is incomprehensable, even to those who hate Him so much, pure enough to love those who show that hate on this very page.
Calender of western world centers around His birth, acknowledged historically from non-Christian sources, documents of His followers are historically accurate, was seen ressurected and acknowledged as doing such.
by mateo_grande April 15, 2005
John Cornelius O'Callaghan V, lead singer of the band The Maine as of July 3, 2010. see twitter.com/johnmaine for proof
MM: I asked The Maine to hold me down!
DK: Why?
MM: Because Jesus is their singer!
by discipleK July 03, 2010
Jehovah's first born who willingly left his lofty position in heaven and sacrificed his life on earth. This is the greatest act of love and compensates for the sin of Adam and Eve. Jesus claimed, in the Bible gospels, that he will transform the earth into a paradise.
Dude, today Jesus is seperating people like sheeps and goats.
by Carlos Mc November 14, 2007
Our savior
Who died on the cross to save us from our sins.
The one who keeps my faith alive.
I say to myself that everythings going to be okay, because of Jesus.
by peaceiseverything March 18, 2010
A nice guy who taught love, kindness, tolerance, etc. Sacrificed himself because we're all giant penises. Now people claim to follow his teachings, but just screw them over.
Oh look, there's Jesus over there! The world's gonna end.
by Poop N Scoop July 05, 2005
straight, cool, smart, intelligent, funny, mokka, interesting, mutton kushka, siga hating, tit lover, awesome, fun, laid, hard, horny, lazy , mama
i would love to be jesued.
get jesued.
by getjesued February 24, 2012
Jesus is the light of the world. He died for our sins. He loves us enough to die on a cross for us. He never will forsake us. He is the Son of God.
"Jesus died so my sins could be forgiven," said the little girl.
by ChristLovesMe April 06, 2011

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