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Short for the Jesus-Christo Lizard a small lizard that can run on It's hind legs and across water. Also called the Basilisk.
I would realy be exited if I got a picture of a Jesus Lizard.
by Light Joker August 15, 2004
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A lizard that can run across the water at sub-sonic speeds.
Dude: "Jesus Christ, what was that?!"

Mang: "Jesus Lizard, Dude."
by Insaneplanet August 13, 2004
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Jesus Lizard is a kick ass rock band. Grunge rulez!
by erik December 14, 2003
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