A being who usually has very small hands (often sweaty) and a quite high pitched voice (often quite like like mickey
mouse on crack-
cocaine, or towlie from the
hit tv series South Park). She has a
leech like quality of often grabbing onto attractive
men. It also has a habit of watching
TV from an angle and flaring her nostrils as she breaths through them. It also pronounces its "w" sounds in that
oh-so annoying manner of sounding like they have a stick up their bum all the time and love the smell of their own farts, often putting a "who" before the word attempting to pronounce (Ex. Whoowhat). It often has what is known as a "donk" or large posterior, which it uses in order to attract the opposite sex. Sadly, if it were not for this redeeming quality, it might not even survive in the wild at all. Little else is known about this quite interesting, yet
awkward creature, but as technology is advancing we hope to soon learn more about this being.
(note: closely related to the notorious Captain Cunningham)
Holly: Mother of
pearl! Did you happen to see that Jesster?!?!
Greg: Yea... its quite
sad actually... it did have a great donk though.
Holly: Hellz yea it did, poor thing, it could barely walk with that wagon it was draggin.