A girl who tends to "act cool" but really isnt. Usually greasy.
Tends to put herself before others, with malicious intent to really just steal your BF. Liar, cheater, if you have any younger children, watch out!!! She comes off nice at first, but will steal the virginity of your first born before the childs even born! If you meet a jessica, definitely date her, she takes it in all holes all at once, that being said, she is also very talented!!
Niki; did u see Jessica last night??
Steve; Yea i did! Her hair looked like the pizza i ate this morning.
Niki; I mean,, at the party??
Steve; Yea, i didnt see her, but i could sure smell her dirty vag :0
Niki; Ahhh yea,,, thats definitely a Jessica thing. lol
a new breed of pigs that everyone likes
i just had jessica for dinner and it was yummy
the act of sleeping with muliple amount of male species; can also mean saying "i love you" after two weeks of dating.
Why are you being a Jessica ?!
an ugly, stupid, BITCH whose sole purpose in life is to produce bastard babies, and feels no remorse. She is a huge, herpes-infested slut, who can't take care of a kid. She resembles and is often mistaken for Godzilla. She admits to being a fat *HIPPO-crite *hypocrie
and a cheater and a boyfriend stealer. She is a huge shit talker; you can avoid her because one feels an earth quake when she approaches. Her physique is nothing less than flabby, just like her vagina. She smells like all the ocean's dead, rotten, fungus-infested fish. And she's horribly grotesque. She's also envious of all, and it's no wonder why. Beware of this hairy beast, who also resembles Chewbacca (mostly because of her hairy back);
Siamese Pregnant Whale= Jessica
see mindslut (also a professional relationship destroyer)
Guy 1: Life is so much less frustrateing when you don't have to deal wit jessica
Guy 2: fuck yea
spawn of satan, usually blonde and disrespectfull, can be ugly in most cases
i met a jessica the other night and told them off.
a strong minded southern bell
whose idea of a perfect afternoon is
applying cake loads of drug store cosmetics to her face and going out for a walk on the Santa Monica beaches.
With the cold breeze rising up her pantie free legs and her double Ds strapped on good with a colorful hammock, which is also used in a dress like manner.
Because this is all left of her life after losing her teaching credential because her and her best friend would smoke out in
the back rooms of the science lab during teaching hours.
and her husband Eduardo a dirtty salvi leaving her with 8 kids and alotta debts after meeting a beautiful young puerto rican girl.
And the cosmetics surgeries haven't been helping because the
fault is iternal she needs to be happy with herself
she's depressed her family has rejected her existence for the fact that she has turned her back on their spiritual beliefs and instead of a traditional batmitzva she begged for a sweet sixteen and instead of ballet classes she asked for pole dancing classes, and later family rejection hit harder when she took up her carreer as a pornstar.
but at he end of the day her life is complete because
aslong as she has some fruit punch flavored kool aid and her best friend by her side nothing can go wrong.
they will walk the Santa Monica Beaches together
jobless,manless,and with long acrylic nails
but with their heads up high a joint in one hand and a 40 oz. in the other nothing can go wrong