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jessica is a very common name it stands for demanding and mean but she can be nice
jessica was mean to me
by baby_A December 25, 2008
A girl who cheats on lots of guys , who is very easy to "please" because she has NO expectations and who is a complete BITCH when you try and help her. This girl will usually hop in a car, bed, or really anywhere with anyone at anytime.
guy 1: "Wasn't she dating Dave last week?"
guy 2: "yeah but now she's with some other dude."
guy:1: "Wow, she's sucha Jessica."
by don'tworryaboutit!!! December 27, 2010
girl whos face looks like a pumpkin
she acts like she is great at everything but she's not
acts cool but she's not
acts like everyone loves her but no one does
acts like shes hot, she's not
jessica= pumpkin face
by pumpkinlumpkindumpkin December 30, 2011
A girl who tends to "act cool" but really isnt. Usually greasy.

Tends to put herself before others, with malicious intent to really just steal your BF. Liar, cheater, if you have any younger children, watch out!!! She comes off nice at first, but will steal the virginity of your first born before the childs even born! If you meet a jessica, definitely date her, she takes it in all holes all at once, that being said, she is also very talented!!
Niki; did u see Jessica last night??
Steve; Yea i did! Her hair looked like the pizza i ate this morning.
Niki; I mean,, at the party??
Steve; Yea, i didnt see her, but i could sure smell her dirty vag :0
Niki; Ahhh yea,,, thats definitely a Jessica thing. lol
by My name is Jessica November 24, 2011
a new breed of pigs that everyone likes
i just had jessica for dinner and it was yummy
by manutd05 May 15, 2011
the act of sleeping with muliple amount of male species; can also mean saying "i love you" after two weeks of dating.
Why are you being a Jessica ?!
by Eliego February 25, 2008
an ugly, stupid, BITCH whose sole purpose in life is to produce bastard babies, and feels no remorse. She is a huge, herpes-infested slut, who can't take care of a kid. She resembles and is often mistaken for Godzilla. She admits to being a fat *HIPPO-crite *hypocrie and a cheater and a boyfriend stealer. She is a huge shit talker; you can avoid her because one feels an earth quake when she approaches. Her physique is nothing less than flabby, just like her vagina. She smells like all the ocean's dead, rotten, fungus-infested fish. And she's horribly grotesque. She's also envious of all, and it's no wonder why. Beware of this hairy beast, who also resembles Chewbacca (mostly because of her hairy back);
Siamese Pregnant Whale= Jessica
by yeah, the real BEAUTIFUL one August 24, 2008