Jessica might seem a little weird to her friends, and they might make fun of her. But, little do they know, she will blossom into a beautiful person. Boys will fall head over heels for her when she's in her early adulthood, but when she was a kid she fit in with everyone else. So, sorry you fucking haters.
Friend #1: Eww, Jessica, don't do that. You look gross.
Jessica(thinking) : Well, I don't really give a fuck, you asshole.
Jessica: Okay.
20 YEARS FROM HER TWEEN YEARS:
Friend #1: When do you want those papers, boss?
Jessica: Tomorrow.
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If your name is Jessica you are automatically a hot and a bad bitch that should never be messed with. You are the hottest and everyone wishes they should be you.

Synonyms are - hot, amazing, swell, stunning, bad, sassy, cute
"I wish I was a Jessica" says Dana.
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Improvident Gold Digger
Jessica is so improvident. See Gold Digger.
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a bitch who constantly rejects guys
I just got friend zoned by jessica!!
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Used primarily in South Boston to refer to a ho that hangs out at run-down motels and trades access to her body for various chemicals. Usually found in the most dilapidated motels on the outskirts of town, half-way houses, truck stops and group homes. May not have all of her teeth, but this isn't normally a problem because the average Jessica doesn't consume solid food anyway. The typical Jessica diet consists of meth, crack, cheap liquor and fluids excreted by drifters, pimps and any john with $5 in his pocket. Jessica is often able to trick loser emo virgin dudes into thinking she's wonderful. Some of these young men will even go as far as writing a definition on the Urban Dictionary as an ode to the Jessica.
"Yo Patrick, is your little brother still jacking off to the yearbook picture of that whore he was in love with?"
"Nah - he found out she was a f-ing Jessica bro - Turns out she was staying over at the Shady Drifter Motel in Roxbury. He went down there and there was a line outside the door with all these skanky dudes waiting to have a turn on her while she was chained to a radiator."
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A blonde girl who loves Arabs and jelly doughnuts.
She's a Jessica.

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A bitch that tells you what to do as you are currently doing it
This bitch is being a Jessica
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