someone who is so posessed by evil and jealousy they go to incredible lengths to see the envied person experience even an ounce of pain compared to what is their life. They are miserable inside so they try to make everyone else miserable too. They wish they were like you yet try to convince people how bad you are. They want people to dislike you because they are so jealous.
jessica the loser, creepy, weirdo, avoid her!
by youcreepcreepcreeper December 30, 2011
A typically blonde, high-maintenance girl usually fairly popular for all the wrong reasons. Often nicknamed Jess, Jessie, J dawg or even try-hard slut by some. She enjoys getting into trouble and making horrible decisions to get attention from as many people as possible. She is also very over-emotional, can cry and apologize a lot and is disgusting when drunk.
"Aww man, Jessica just spewed again and now she's makin out with james!! How drunk do you get?!"
by franny69 December 29, 2011
Jessica is a slut. she acts as if everyone loves her and all the boys want her. she gloats about how big her breast are when its all just her stuffing theem. she wears her clothes skin tight, and her down. she likes to dancce although she cant.
guy1: whoa her clothes are tight. whats her name?
guy2: jessica, she gets a round quite abit.
by invaderzimm December 07, 2010
Cum dumpster slut with low self esteem
"I got with jessica!"
Who hasn't?
by youstoopidcunt October 18, 2010
A really ugly type of fish that can fit an abnormal amount of dicks in her mouth at onces. Her vagina is bigger then a width of a whales mouth and she takes it up the ass by a cactus. Her mating call sounds like two jewish people fighting over a little boy. she looks like chubaca on a good day and she loves it when you tickel her bag of balls.
"Man that jessica is one ugly mother fucker"
by tiahajayne September 12, 2013
Typically a larger female, with a halfway decent face, also known as a BBW. They are good at cooking and eating food, watching movies, and going on short walks. Usually do not care for personal hygiene, but always are always concerned with the way they look. They are whiny, and ill mannered.
"OMG I feel so fat and bloated today..."

"Shut up, youre fine, you sound like Jessica."
by Riccardia June 04, 2013
Jessica, A slut, a slag a whore... will lead someone on, making them fall in love with them then just leave them hanging. She is a bitch, a slut, yet a fucking sex goddess.
Dude 1: 'She broke my heart dude, what do I do?'
Dude 2: 'fuck that bitch, she's such a Jessica!'
by jjbitchface December 05, 2012

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