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girl whos face looks like a pumpkin
she acts like she is great at everything but she's not
acts cool but she's not
acts like everyone loves her but no one does
acts like shes hot, she's not
jessica= pumpkin face
by pumpkinlumpkindumpkin December 30, 2011
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spawn of satan, usually blonde and disrespectfull, can be ugly in most cases
i met a jessica the other night and told them off.
by william bill December 07, 2007
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A character in a movie or TV show who usually dies within the first scene after mysteriously collapsing. While they are lying motionlessly on the ground, their name is often screamed very loudly and repeatedly.
*Jessica collapses*
Jessica's friend/relative: JESSICA!! JESSICA!!
by dietsierramist May 23, 2011
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A bitch, Who want's to control everyone and everything around her.
Person 1-Jessica try to tell me what to do and who I can and can't go out with, But the bitch does'nt even want to go out with me!
by superman128 March 20, 2012
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A female who is always on the hunt for a 12 inch penis or larger, but doesn't prefer it to be an African American penis or a penis from the ginger community.
"She's always looking for a larger size to give her the pink sock." "Damn she's such a Jessica."

Frank: "why don't you just go get laid?"

CoMo: "Because Frank, it's gotta be Jessica size...Duh!"
by FishTacoFrank April 06, 2011
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loser that no one likes, hangs out with other ugly losers
very jealous of all other girls, weird ugly slut who looks like a pumpkin
look at that jessica girl she's such a loser
by truthtruthtruthtruth123 December 30, 2011
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A very jealous and insecure little girl, jealous of every other girl she meets, a liar, loser and someone who is consumed by evil
jessica is such a jealous loser thats why no one wants to date her or be her friend
by yousontneedtoknowwhore December 30, 2011
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